Janke 1st MRB

This guy went to a Catholic High school and convinced the girls there to sign a petition to end women's suffrage, that being their right to vote. There was one smart girl who knew what it was. I am amazed at how many stupid girls there are at this school...

I've heard this before, but never had conflicts between the two. I also find Avira is faster at picking up shit that tries downloading itself from embeds in webpages.

http://free.avg.com/ca-en/homepage Search AVG Free on google, not that hard, I installed it 2 days ago on an old laptop. I use a combination of AVG and Avira AntiVir, as well as Spybot and AdAware. Avira catches all the big threats, and AVG is better for shit like Spyware/Adware.

Happy birthday! GO TEAM BELGACOM!!!

Found 28 games totalling... $390.73 USD I've spent more than that on the Sims Series alone.

*Salute*

On the topic of sitting, I tend to sit on the lower part of my legs, like kneeling but putting the weight on my legs instead of my knees. Either that, or with my legs crossed on the wooden thing under my desk.

I went to look at the numbers from my iPhone, but I think they're fucked up from my iTunes library or something (shared computer), and I can't get proper numbers.

Just saw this last night, I love the Onion!

I tried it and found it disappointing. I don't quite see the fun in it, to me it feels like if you took all the things that make an RTS fun, like building bases and training multiple units, and worrying about expanding your forces and defence faster than your enemy, out of a game and then published it.

"Some British officials – and some dissident Americans – charged that the goal was to annex part of Canada, but they did not specify which part. The states nearest Canada strongly opposed the war." You tried to take over the continent, and failed at it. While the war did end trade sanctions, you still failed to take the continent, and still to this day refuse to admit you lost the war, and you also suffered plenty more losses than the Brits did, especially those killed by disease. You also spelled my name wrong when it's RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!

Wow, what a joke! If you'd have won the war I'd be reciting the pledge of allegiance every morning at school instead of listening to Oh Canada.

America doesn't?

Lady, get in line. Let me see your bestest wine.

Unfortunately, embedding was disabled. This is possibly the most ridiculous orgy I've ever seen, and then there's the music...

Just in case you don't...

I just heard this on the radio this morning, this shit's hilarious. This guy must have been high or something.

MAKE FLORIDA THE 11th PROVINCE!!! Also, what Parker said. And I think Bieber lives in the States now, so....

And if Stephen is referring to himself in 3rd person, look at it: This man's father = my father Is my father's son = me Therefore, I am my own father. This is why there are no two answers, if he were referring to himself in the third person, which would make no sense seeing as he was asked of the photo and not himself, then he would be calling himself his own father.

No, if you read farther, they disprove the 2 correct answers thing, saying that if there were then he would be his own father.

Think about what you said there, the picture he's pointing at he says "This man's FATHER is MY FATHER'S son." Listen to that, if you're saying it's a picture of himself, then he's saying that "This man, being myself,'s father, is my father's son." This is saying that "I am my father", because that man in the picture is the son of his father's son, so if it is him then he's his own father. Because it's the son of his father's son, it's his son. Here's where I sourced it, they've explained the lack of ambiguity and the definitive answer of his son much better than I have from about pages 1-3, after that it's late responses. http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=969087

So, I found this riddle lying around the Internet and decided to share it with you gentlemen: Stephen was looking at a photo. Someone asked him, "Whose picture are you looking at?" He replied: "I don't have any brother or sister, but this man's father is my father's son." So, whose picture was Stephen looking at?

Atari 2600 Pitfall River Raid Donkey Kong Space Shuttle: A Journey Into Space Nintendo 64 Goldeneye Donkey Kong 64 Mario Party (1, 2, and 3) Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie A Bug's Life Diddy Kong Racing Pokemon Stadium (1 and 2) Conker's Bad Fur Day Sony Playstation 1 The Grinch Pong Namco Museum Sony Playstation 2 007: Nightfire, Agent Under Fire, Everything or Nothing, From Russia With Love Midnight Club (2 and 3: Dub Edition) Ratchet and Clank (Pretty much all of the titles for PS2) SOCOM: US Navy SEALs (2 and 3) Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction The Sims The Sims: Bustin' Out Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Tony Hawk's American Wasteland Nintendo Gamecube The Urbz: Sims in the City Need for Speed (Hot Pursuit 2, Underground, Underground 2) Goldeneye: Rogue Agent Super Smash Brothers: Melee Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life Super Mario Sunshine Tony Hawk's Underground (1 and 2) Nintendo Game Boy Color Pokemon (Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal) Pokemon Trading Card Game Nintendo Game Boy Advance Pokemon (Ruby, Sapphire, Leaf Green, Fire Red, Emerald) Risk, Battleship, Clue (all one cartridge) The Sims: Bustin' Out The Urbz: Sims in the City Nintendo DS Star Fox: Command Pokemon (Diamond, Pearl) Sony Playstation Portable Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters Secret Agent Clank The Sims 2 Twisted Metal: Head On Sony Playstation 3 Call of Duty (4, Modern Warfare 2) Grand Theft Auto 4 SOCOM: US Navy SEALs Confrontation Mercenaries 2: World in Flames LittleBigPlanet Wolfenstein Nintendo Wii Super Smash Brothers: Brawl Need for Speed: Carbon WiiSports WiiPlay WiiSports Resort Call of Duty: World at War Guitar Hero: World Tour Microsoft Windows Command and Conquer (Red Alert, Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge, Generals: Zero Hour, Red Alert 3) The Sims (The complete Sims 1 collection) The Sims 2 (The complete Sims 2 collection, except the unofficial Holiday: Stuff pack) The Sims 3 (The so-far complete Sims 3 collection, as of July 2010) Battlefield (2142, Bad Company 2) Call of Duty: World at War The Movies Sins of a Solar Empire SimCity (1, 2000, 3000 Unlimited, 4, 4: Rush Hour) World of Warcraft (Until August 2008) Roller Coaster Tycoon (2 and 3) Zoo Tycoon (1 and 2) Spore Half-Life (1, Opposing Force, Blue Shift, 2, 2: Episode 1, 2: Episode 2, 2: Deathmatch, 2: Lost Coast) Counter-Strike: Source Day of Defeat: Source Garry's Mod Team Fortress 2 (Casually) Portal Left 4 Dead (1 and 2) Dystopia Insurgency: Modern Infantry Combat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Grand Theft Auto 4 Just Cause 2 Civilization (III, and I own IV, but have yet to play it) Age of Empires 3 Audiosurf Goldeneye: Source Stonghold 2 Microsoft Disk Operating System Skyroads

I remember hearing this on the radio, it's fucking hilarious!

YOU'RE a myth!