McKenzie 1st MRB

Whirlwind Barb time baby! I wish I had gotten the Beta, I have an active WoW account still (for some reason idk why lol), and my SCII account is still good. I'll be picking this up the day I get back to Wisconsin though, hopefully it runs on my computer!

and here I thought waking up to my barracks duty office exploding was bad. Jesus man, that's some crazy shit.

So what ya'll are saying is I SHOULDN'T tag you all in the pic of the last 1st MRB party with the 20 key's of Columbian Bam Bam and Jingle and Belle, the two asian midget strippers then?

Another one, every line is a call back. It can be done with any rank, not just a CO. I look to the front, and what do I see? A motivated CO leading me! CO, CO don't you know? They don't make Marines in Quantico! I look to the front and what do I see? A Motivated Sergeant Major Leading me! Sergeant Major Sergeant Major can't you see? This PT Run ain't SHIT to me! (Then, when they run you into the dirt) A way off in the distance in front of me! There's A motivated Sergeant Major leading me! Sergeant Major Sergeant Major can't you see? This PT Run is too fast for me! Or, another one of my favorite's, starts off like the "Remember the Titans" chant. Everywhere we gooo People wanna knooow Who we are? Where we came from.. (then it speeds up to pretty fast) We're the boys from H&S you heard so much about! Mother's lock their daughters up whenever we come out! We fight with knives and .45's and beer bottles too! We're the boys from H&S, now who the hell are you?

Another good one. it's a Hump Cadence, but it's a pretty good one.

I have to sell my 02 Lancer Ralli Art when I get back from this deployment. Gotta sell the yellow rice runner and get something a little more durable and reliable. I'll probably be selling it to a friend who I know will take care of it, and then get an Ford F-150 or something. I really kind of want a truck lol.

One of my Favorites..repeat every line after it's said (the repeats are the call backs to the caller) Running through the Jungle, One Day! A Mean Ol' Gorilla Got in my way! I said Gorilla Gorilla You Better Move! Or I'll make a suit outta you! SMOOTH SMOOTH GORILLA HIDE! Makes me a suit, just the right size! Running through the jungle, One Day! A Mean Ol' Python got in my way! I said Python Python, you better move! Or I'll make condom out of you! SMOOTH SMOOTH Python Hide! Makes me a condom, just the right size!

Combofix does it again! Hard drive is fixed, went through and fixed some of my other files too. Good stuff, thanks for reminding me bro!

Good Ol' Combofix. Let's see if she can pull through with another win for the Data Guys today..

I tried searching for it, no bueno. Formatting the Hard Drive seems to be the only option left. I really am upset by this, as I had my Diablo 2 lvl 98 Barbarian on there, that I've been playing this whole deployment...that's the only thing I'll really miss... Well that and the porn lol.

Ok, I went and showed protected system operating files, went to the external media, but it doesn't show any virus or hidden folders. It's just the same. Now when I try to open the folders though, it tells me its missing the... "G:\RECYCLER\0xFFD12566.exe" file, and I can't access any of my files. WTF?

Name: Connor McKenzie Rank: Warrant Officer Type of issue:Software/Hardware Not Sure Brief Description of Issue: Alright, so I lent my external out to a friend to grab a game off of it, and it got promptly infected with the virus, W32.Sality. It turned all my folders into shortcuts, and its only accessible from his machine (or it was anyway, until I managed to get them to open on mine). Now, all my files are being infected with said virus. It doesn't appear to be super malicious in nature (ie, trying to crash my system), but obviously I don't want this SOB on my computer. My Symantec picked it up, and is currently cleaning all my files, but anyone know how to get my folders on my external back from shortcuts into regular folders? Any help would be appreciated. This is just a Data guy extending a line, might be a bit of a headscratcher for me, but someone might know something. Could use a little help with this issue, I'll be taking the main though. ***Medical Supply Staff ONLY Below this line*** Current Status: Researching Pending Reply Main Technician: WO. McKenzie Supporting Technician: WO. M. McDowell

Ahh, I didn't realize you were at a service academy, hence the confusion. I remember my best friend went to West Point, and he told me horror stories about being a freshman there. He is a senior now, but still, lots of horror stories haha. I guess I did the "smart" thing and went enlisted :-P.

....lolwut?

Actually, I will be getting this... on my hand, without the helmet. It's going on my right hand (shooting hand), starting at the knuckle of my thumb and circling around towards my index finger. It stands for "Come and Take Them" in Greek writing, which is what Leonidas said to the Persian Emmisary's who asked for his surrender..

I know all the tattoo's I want to get, have known for 2 years now. I am getting Two Shoulder Tats (one standard, one Pauldron-style), 2 forearm tat's (might become calf tat's, haven't decided), A back tattoo, and when I am old fat and retired, a hand tattoo.

Not yet, few more weeks before I am officially home. I can tell you right now though, I will be home by April 24th . I fully expect to host a celebratory realism drinking party that night...all are invited. Pants are optional.

Incredible work Maines, honestly. That was one of the coolest DOD:S montages that this unit has seen yet, and it really shows how much hard work you put into it! Glad to have ya onboard as video guy, as a fellow Raider and as a friend! PS: Thought you had forgotten me a little bit, before I watched the video, but then I felt touched at the little promotion bit :-P. All in all, fantastic video, can't wait to see what it will look like next year .

Still waiting to see who posts up an official request first...

A senior drill instructor was informed one day, that one of the recruits in his platoon had gone missing. They spent the day, sweeping the base for him, when he finally spotted him hiding in a bush, near the gate. He brought the kid into his office and spoke to him, one on one. He asked "Why in the hell did you try to run away?" The boy looked at him and said "Well sir, the first day I got here, you gave me a comb...and cut off all my hair..." "The next day you gave me a tooth brush and pulled 5 of my teeth..." "Yesterday you gave me a jockstrap, and frankly sir, I wasn't sticking around to find out what happens next..."

A Navy Admiral, a Marine General, an Air Force General and an Army General were all standing around on an aircraft carrier one day, talking about who's branch had the bravest in it. The Air Force general spoke up first, piping up with confidence. "Well the Air Force has the bravest and most loyal, and I'll prove it!" He pointed to a near by Airman and said "You there, Airman, I want you to jump into that spinning turbine engine!" The Airman snapped a salute, turned and jumped head first into a running jet engine. The other Generals Nodded, but the Army General spoke up next... "We have the bravest and the most obedient, I can prove it as well!" He pointed to a nearby private and said "You there private, unholster your sidearm and shoot yourself in the head!" The private snapped a salute, drew his pistol and shot and killed himself. The others nodded, but the Admiral smirked.. "No no, the Navy has the bravest and most loyal, check it out.." He pointed to a nearby sailor and said "You there, Seaman! Jump off the stern of the boat, and into the propellers!" The sailor snapped a salute turned and ran off the end of the ship, and was chopped to pieces. The others nodded but the Marine General spoke up next. "No, I know for a fact that the Marines are the bravest...watch..." He pointed up to a private in the crows nest of the ship, way up in the tower. He spoke out loud. "You there, Private! I want you to jump from that tower, down to me right here right now!" The private looked at the G eneral for a second, and at the ground and then shot to attention and saluted and shouted "With all due respect sir, but FUCK YOU!" The Marine General smiled and said "I told you we have the bravest..."

Osama bin Laden was moving through the desert with his group of terrorists, in a massive convoy one day, when they stopped to take a piss and eat food and such. From behind a near by sand dune, he heard a voice call out "A Marine is better then a Terrorist any day!" Osama, being offended, told one of his men to go take care of the infidel who would dare speak such a lie. The JiHadist went behind the dune, a brief gun battle erupted, and then silence.. Then the voice called out again "One Marine is better then 10 Terrorists any day!" Osama, now angrier then before, sent 10 men to go kill the vile infidel. They went behind the hill, and suddenly a gun battle erupts, grenades go off, and then silence... The voice called out a third time "One Marine is better then a Hundred Terrorists any day!" Osama grew out right furious, and sent his hundred best men to take care of this foul dog. The men charged behind the sand dune, and a huge gun battle erupted, explosions happened, screams were heard and after a good half hour, there was silence.. Finally a wounded terrorist dragged himself out from behind the dune, and with his dying breaths said "Don't send any more...it's a trap....there are two of them!"

Resubmit this using the MSO's proper trouble ticket form, and we will get to work on this right away.

Haha Marsden, thanks for having the faith in me.

I'm with Dillon. I am accepting of our Soviet Rulers, and welcome them into their new home country! Can't hurt to kiss ass at the start, might get me one of those sweet furry hats...