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Voting for the incumbent. The choice of lazy people everywhere.

Good morning!

I'm getting a little faklempt over here!

Heck yeah, gotta love Newegg. I buy all my parts there.

Sure, that one's better, just didn't really know your price range.

Cheap enough?

Okay so after some requests, I've got some pics of my new pure-bred collie puppy. Eliana says, "Have some apple Tobias!"

And wouldn't that just be awesome.

I think it's been like a year for me. Couldn't tell you for sure though, my memory doesn't work so well anymore. Wait what were we talking about again?

WE NEED MORE OLD PEOPLE!!!

Interesting. May have to give it a try.

Yeah definitely a virus. I would second Dawson's take on it, although I would add that a good way to really get stuff off your PC is to download AVG free and malwarebytes anti-malware. Start your computer and right off the batt press f8 repeatedly until you get a screen that has a bunch of safemode options. Start windows in safemode and run AVG and then Malwarebytes and that should clean it up pretty well. This doesn't always work on everything, so be prepared to reformat.

Anything by Primus!

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One of my all-time favorite comedy acts. And here's my favorite from them:

You guys have it all wrong. It's not about how expensive the watch is. It's about how strange and unique it is. Here's what I want for Christmas: http://www.ledwatcheshome.com/goods-28.html I have a regular binary clock on my desk at work, it's awesome.

That's true, I didn't think about all the french canadians. Nevermind, deal's off.

Oh you silly Canadians. It was supposed to be stupid.

No no no, you guys have it all backwards. Alaska shouldn't become part of Canada because of the gap between the main bulk of U.S. states and Alaska. Canada should just become the 51st state. Then we'd all be one big happy family.

By a tree. By a smaller tree.

Looks kinda like preparation for something...

Holy crap my co-workers are wondering why I'm laughing like a maniac right now.

Rest in peace you funny, funny man.