I have no arms BAR

Happy birthday my good man!

LOL yeah seen that one before. All show no substance.

You're off center to the left.

I'm not sure why, but this scares me.

INTJ Masterminds are introspective, pragmatic, directive, and attentive. As strategists, they are better than any other type at brainstorming approaches to situations. Masterminds are capable but not eager leaders, stepping forward only when it becomes obvious to them that they are the best for the job. Strong-willed and very self-assured, they may make this decision quickly, as they tend to make all decisions. But though they are decisive, they are open to new evidence and new ideas, flexible in their planning to accommodate changing situations. They tend to excel at judging the usefulness of ideas and will apply whatever seems most efficient to them in accomplishing their clearly envisioned goals. To Masterminds, what matters is getting it done—but also learning the principles of how to get it done efficiently and well, that is, at a professional level of quality. However, they may not give much thought to the personal cost of getting there, "focusing so tightly on their own pursuits [that] they can ignore the points of view and wishes of others."[1]:200 Masterminds are highly pragmatic, and they will put forth a great deal of time and effort to implement effective ideas. They are driven to solve complex problems and to create organized, decided, and executed solutions. Masterminds tend to make positive statements instead of negative ones, focusing on how to make the organization more efficient in the future rather than dwelling on past mistakes. Masterminds are also highly theoretical, and the most open-minded of the 16 role variants. Before Masterminds adopt a theoretical notion, they insist on researching all the available data and checking the idea against reality. Masterminds are suspicious of theories based on poor research and will discard ideas that cannot be effectively implemented. As leaders, Masterminds are skilled in contingency planning and entailment organizing, which are directive activities that tell the planner what activities to do and in what order to do them. Once in a position of power, Masterminds are known for their efficiency and willingness to adopt useful ideas. Yup sounds about right.

When aren't the pubbers confused?

Sounds like a winner! Go for it.

OMG YOU'RE CAKE'S ON FIRE!!!

Happy birthday you sneaky fox you!

Okay, time for a dance off to determine the winner! YOU GOT SERVED YO!

Gotta say, I dig yours Wingate. GJ sir.

The Otherland Series by Tad Williams. The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. The first three Dune books by Frank Herbert. To name a few.

I thought you were doing celebrity jeopardy with Will Farrell.

So oooold!!!!

Happy birthday buddy! Have some cake for me!

ROFL!!! You make me proud you Zombie you.

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Lost Ocean - Still Life

Well, sometimes he gets a little nervous...but I think he's developed a coping mechanism for that.

I give Yama 9/10 because I always quote that song to my wife when she swoons over someone's rose bushes. "I beg your pardon..." Plus I like the Kilroy was here part.

Wouldn't that leave a weird crown impression on your back?

Give it a rest Rem, there's no need for the nastiness.

He's the service guy magically keeping his cool lol.