Branem 1st MRB

Hello you, yeah, you. Not you, get out of the way you idiot! Im talking to YOU, the proud 1st MRB member who for several years now have made me log in to steam, push the play button and enjoy hours and hours of shooting, laughing, yelling, more laughing and so on. Now, Im not saying good bye, Im no good with good byes (Oh, boo-fucking-hoo, right). Im just saying that I dont know when I will have the oportunity to join you fine men (and boys) ..(and girls) again. Me and (and ladies! God damn it!). Me and my girlfriend bought a new appartment two months ago, a real fixer-uper, and have been renovating it from top to bottom. And last weekend we moved in. Yey. We dont have any internet in the appartment yet, but we will soon. But there is no room for me to set up my computer annyway, because it's a beast (yeer), we built rooms for the kids instead (damn kids!). So when I say I dont know when I will be able to play again, I realy dont know. Maybe I'll buy myself a laptop to play on, but these things apparently cost money, and I spent it all on rooms for the kids (damn kids!!!). I hope to (and I know I will) talk to some of you guys again soon, but it will never come close to hearing all your voices in the Pub. I dont care if you have been a member as long as I have (or longer) or you joined yesterday. You (and Im talking directly to the 1st MRB now, like its a person, but I know it is not, it's made of all you guys, so just pretend like Im talking to you alright? Take some of this credit! Do it!) have been a part of my life when things were very bad, when things have been good, and in general been a care free zone to chill in at the end of the day. And for that I am very grateful (Seriously thanks guys for starting this unit in the first place, you know who you are, it has ment a lot to a lot of people) Until next time, take care guys!

I do believe Norways biggest radio-show finds some Americans a bit intrusive.. As demonstrated in this radio sketch

Wait a secound..what movie is this? Whaaat mooovie is thiiiis... OH! Thats right! ....oh..never mind..

"Hip hip hooray" to all us proud Norwegians on our National Day! May 17th is currently being celebrated all across this proud little nation, where children, firefighters, comic troupes, various local organizations, sports teams, students associations and other associations parade the streets, exchanging waves and greetings. "The Constitution of Norway was signed at Eidsvoll on May 17 in the year 1814. The constitution declared Norway to be an independent kingdom in an attempt to avoid being ceded to Sweden after Denmark-Norway's devastating defeat in the Napoleonic wars." (More on Wikipedia)

I smiled. I usually do that; smile Rather than cry..

Witness this bound to be classic where you see a perfect example of someone (Norwegian ski jumper Anders Jacobsen) who absolutely DO NOT KNOW how to tell a joke, does it anyway on live television during the Olympics, just to realize he really should NOT be doing this, AS he is telling it. You can clearly see how embarrassed he gets and how he tries to cover up the damage. It is FREAKISHLY FANTASTICALLY HILLLLARIOUS!! AND it only gets better and better each time you watch it!!

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This. This x2 Ummh..I assume you guys got a browser, so then all it takes is accepting what ever plug-in install that pops up. Should be..

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To get the girl: I used two chicken fillets, wrapped them in serrano ham, in the frying pan on high temperature for about a minute on each side, then in the oven for about 10-15 minutes. Chopped a couple of decent sized sweet potatoes so I got sweet potato fries. Put them in a plastic bag with cooking oil and different kinds of seasoning (inkl. cayenne pepper). Spread them evenly on a cooking tray, in the oven for about 20 minutes on high temperature. Made sure I got a bit of burnt crust on them. Served it with a fresh salad (apple, grapes, red pepper) and yoghurt natural. The next morning I made her breakfast: Scrambled eggs (with a bit cayenne- and allround seasoning), Honeydew Melon, peaches, red pepper and a couple of loaves of whole-wheat bread. Served it with a cold glass of orange juice. Now THAT'S how I used food to get porn!! ....wait.... "food porn"..... oooohh..

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"9 fucking dollars!!" It's up there. lol.