Last family Christmas involved 2 topics around the table. - Should I get a breast reduction or should I try working out with bake bean cans to minimize my bust (wtf)....
Then my Grandma announced that she wants Granddad to die so she can go on holidays because he is to sick to travel with her anymore.
This is in between: Watching both of my cousins poor parenting, my parents argue about the tide, my brothers gf walk around like a $2 whore, one of my brothers punching the other in the balls for amusement, my cousin trying to set me up with one of her alcoholic friends and being sexually harassed by my sisters dog that has a SEVERE under bite.
I take Rhys to meet my parents for the first time... Mum decided to announce that she cut her toe nails into weird claws and stabbed my sister with them, My brother stabbed the other brother in the dick with a pen, Bailey jumped into the pond and I borderline had a break down.
This is after me freaking out about introducing Rhys to my Mother because she slept with my 1st bf......
Got to love family...