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(about to show the extent of her nerdyness here) - When I was younger I played tabletop Warhammer. Table top games still bring a quality that online just can't. I never got into online warhammer. Maybe one day seems I own a few but haven't played them

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/woman_te..._she_got_pr.php

Ah yeah, that's him. I looked over at you to see an expression very much like the one I imagine I had. It cannot be summed up in words. I am glad it wasn't just me that couldn't understand.

bwahahaha ''Ive been playing since before you were born boi!''

oh snap.... Is McCarthy the one that I can't understand? Mix of the accent and talking so fast it sounds like this to me when he talks: BLFNKDFJBVKJDBVKBD got it DVJNWRBVKFBVKKVBF did you hear me CKFVNKBNFKDVKFDBVKBFD.

Gold stove?

My sig is from this: 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This... 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy. 14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 15. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call. 20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY or as O'Pray says ''Merry birthing occasion''.

ah.... Stereotyping.... I listen to Manson, am I about to go and kill a puppy or mutilate myself? - No. I listen to Anal Cunt (excuse language but it is the name of the band), Am I about to go and start beating on women? - No. I listen to Gwar, Am I about to become terribly anti semantic and slagging on others religions? - No. I could go on and on but I don't have the time and I have a headache. The point I am trying to make is: It takes a special kind of person to do these things, or to be so weak they need an excuse as to why they have. - If I am going to go and do something messed up, I'll do it because I fine and well wanted to, not because I listen to metal or another genre of music. (which I do, from metal to soul, punk to gospel) I am pretty sure that not all murder's and asshats have listen to ''bad music''. Stereotyping this is like stereotyping games as the cause of bad behavior to. - Living in Aus I know what censorship and sensitive minds can do. - I enjoy Americas freedom on your servers and forums, you're lucky to have it. Don't stereotype and take what acceptance your country offers for granted <3

Sucks to be owned by women?

No! HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A THING. Go take a shower and scrub that filth off at once! (In all seriousness I have no idea) I am just bored.

That's one weird looking kitchen.

That is great

The same as many bands ICP was good when they came out. Then they commercialized and turned to this. - poop.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Rhys's wouldn't work either.

I completely understand, should see me before piercings, and my first tattoo ... omg... I almost passed out. Now I know what it is like I am fine.

ooo grats.

Tattoos feel nothing like a needle

$445.72 USD ouch

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

On one hand props to her for being gutsy enough (or in enough denial) to post these vids. It doesn't look like she has much going for her so this may be all she has. On the other hand... wow, just wow. I know that 4chan previously hacked an account of hers and she had to make another, there is a entire other account full of her wonderful videos and I am sure a billion channer remarks

I just wish we could see more aftermath, Id keep taping just to get the blood bath.

I was having a discussion with an American friend the other day and I said: I hate America for only 2 reasons. Justin Beiber and Ryan Seacrest (I don't hate America) I loves you allllllll <3