Takel 1st MRB

This is awesome branem Brown, i'm just kidding

Name:Pfc. J. Takel Recipe name:Chocolate spread and jam (jelly for you americans) sandwich approximate yield:snack for 1 Ingredients list (please include units of measure): Your favourite chocolate spread x 1, jar of raspberry jam x 1, two slices of bread (white, wholemeal, homemade, doesn't really matter) Tools/other materials needed: knife x 1, teaspoon x 1, plate x 1 Instructions: place your two slices of bread on a suitable surface (breadboard, plate etc), take your knife and spread the chocolate spread thickly over one slice, take the teaspoon and remove a large dollop of jam from the jam jar, spread that thickly over your second slice using the knife, don't worry about jam/chocolate cross contamination. Pick up either slice and place it over the other, you know have a lovely snack that tastes suspiciously like a cake made of bread... Comments: I don't care if this topic has not been posted in for months, so don't bring it up

LOL! I still prefer the one about the bragging racehorses....

I want some help, I'm trying to create a menu for all the hand signals in DODS. I want them to be like the voice command menus. All i want to know is how to create them. Anyone have any ideas?

Lol,

oh, so this is the annoying little twerp, aaahhhhh

I have done research and found out that scandinavian peoples are constructed with hacks built in to make them amazing at things. I must say though, Elf's is more pronounced, he's probably had his motherboard and processor and graphics card overclocked by what we call "electrical engineers" and Elf will probably call "Doc". I am in no way implying that scandinavians are humans, that would be silly. We all know they are mind-destroying robots designed to be awesome and one thing or another. No, i do not have a fetish for scandinavian women, just baltic women....

The only thing that pisses me off about modern metal is the whole screaming thing. I don't mean all of it but when a band's lead singer just goes throat cancery, it just doesn't sound nice <object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGXDKEwFZs?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGXDKEwFZs?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGXDKEwFZs?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>

Boutton has the exact same moustache i imagined he had!

Yeah, basically i made a blog, don't know what the fuck i'm doing with it really but whatever http://www.jakes-magic-e.blogspot.com/

This is in carpentry? That explains a lot.....

Viktor looks beast!

I saw this report earlier, just letting you know that most people think it's completely stupid. IT'S FOR LITTLE FUCKING CHILDREN, ADULTS SHOULDN'T BE EATING/DRINKING IT! The only people who think it's a good idea are either weird people who still haven't matured enough to stop (children an adults alike) and weird freaky perverts with a fetish for mothers/ they like acting like babies in bed.

do i have to go into the folder in the disc then? ill try that

It doesn't seem to work, i don't want to have to convert files and stuff.

thanks, downloading both now

Right, so my computer came packaged with a pioneer blu-ray drive, i recently bought a blu-ray movie hoping it would just play like putting in a dvd would. What a fucking idiot i was, i thought that the computer came packaged with something that would play blu-ray but no. Windows doesnt have any blu-ray player/codec for media player and Acer decided that it would be pointless packaging the blu-ray pc with a fucking blu-ray playing program. So, I've now spent at least 4 hours shouting at either the TV or the computer. I downloaded cyberlink powerDVD 10 ultra trial version to see if that works at all, i start playing the movie and it works but keeps blacking out as though somebody keeps pulling out the monitor cable and then utting it back in about 3 secs later, only to do it again, it then works fine up until the end of the pre-menu adverts. Then when the movie menu pops up, it does the same thing, except doesn't stop it's slow, gay, retarded, Im-off-im-on-im-going-to-keep-doing-this-until-you-shoot-yourself thing, this isn't strobing, as the screen blanks out and then back fine again it does this green-purple flash as though somebody minimised a green and purple picture really quickly. I then run the cyberlink BD/ BD3D advisor which tells me that i need to upgrade to the full version if i want to get the full blu-ray experience, everything runs fine, its not my computer because i know someone who has the same model and runs blu-rays perfectly fine. Basically i want to know whether there is any reliable, free way of playing blu-ray movies on my pc. I don't want to buy powerdvd because it's shit and more money than it's worth. I don't want to pay anything at all if i dont need to. Any suggestions?

That is beautiful, sniff sniff

we can't get this in UK, it only allows streaming to US IPs

It's not hard to guess what our major gets up to in his spare time is it?

Date: Twelfth of February, MMXI Location: dod_hellshighway, Day of Defeat: Source, Edwards' Private VPN Server Edwards: Right, little exercise for you, i want you to fire at a "sniper" in that window. Me: What window Edwards: That window (Edwards points at a house with, like, 5 billion windows in it) (I tell a lie, there were only about 4 but who's counting?) Me: Fucking hell, just tell me. What window is the sniper in??? Edwards: Every window.................. I can't put into writing how amazingly sinister this last line sounded

Metal, Punk, Rapcore, Dubstep, Grunge, Funk Rock, Big Beat/ Hardcore Electronic, some piano music (cos i can play them) Folk I'll give a few examples http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGXDKEwFZs Opeth - Blackwater Park Iron Maiden - The Trooper Icons of Filth - Show Us You Care Skunk Anansie - Charlie Big Potato Doctor P - Big Boss Bar 9 - Piano Tune Nirvana - In Bloom Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6M-_IazJp0 RATM - Tire Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45waA4xfAgg The Prodigy - Fuel My Fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dPS-EHl-FE Michael Nyman - The Promise/The Sacrifice (The heart asks pleasure first - "The Piano - Soundtrack" Bellowhead - London Town I can play all of these on drums except the for last but one which i play on piano this isn't all but it's a choice selection so..... TOUGH!

Full Name:Jacob Connor Owen Takel Age:16 Location:Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Occupation:Student Favourite activity or hobby:Parkour, Video Games, Music (Piano & Drums) Special talent:Good musical ear? Favourite alcoholic beverage:underage but am partial to Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer 3 Favourite movies: 1.Memento 2.In Bruges (It's in Belgium) 3.Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain (Amélie) 3 Favourite bands or musicians: 1.Rage Against The Machine 2.The Prodigy 3.Bellowhead 3 Favourite songs: 1.Tire Me - RATM 2.Voodoo People - The Prodigy 3.Widow's Curse - Bellowhead 3 Favourite foods & drinks: 1.MILK!!! (full fat) 2.Chicken (Mainly Spicy Cajun style) 3.Chocolate Spread and Raspberry Jam Sandwiches!!! I've mentioned all of those hobbies/activites because they are all equally my favourites.

yama, i second that. WHERE IS AGE OF EMPIRES?????????????????/

STALKER SOCIETY FTW!!!!