Logue 1st MRB

You guys don't say it deep enough. Pull your balls out your prostate and say it with me: 'Yerrrrrrr'

Happy birthday man

Name: America Steam I.D:STEAM_0:1:41776811 Reasons for the Ban: General disrespect and causing arguments, left after posting disrespectful message to admin. Recommended duration of ban: Because some pubbers may have been aggravating things maybe week/month? Demo Provided?: N Cpl. Logsdon and me as witnesses.

If I was pushing out something the size of a watermelon but shaped like a cabbage patch kid, I'd want a Harding by my side.

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Name: no skiill just luck Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:13127887 Reasons for the Ban: TK in spawn then bailed Recommended duration of ban: whatever is standard Demo Provided?: No. Pfc. Lyons as witness

And lo Berg descended to Earth and all was good.

New orders for all comrades of the glorious 8th Guards Army: Orders for Attack in realisms: 1 rifle for every two soliders. MG will be set up behind every attack. All cowards and deserters will be shot. The only acceptable tactic is to charge. Orders for Defense in realisms: Stand your ground, not one step backwards or you will be shot. Anyone questioning these orders will be shot, their families shot and their family friends arrested, tried and shot. -Political Commissar Logue

YOU HAVE LEVELED UP. Congratulations happy birthday!

Have a great trip Tune, fireteam won't be the same without ya

Cool design Cantin you can tell just by looking at it that the forces would be all distributed and supported

How about a map that had a medic station near the spawn like we have in the grenade practice range? Takes you back up to full health but takes a while so can have the option of losing a man for X amount of time in a realism round or having him fight on at lower HP. Alternatively it could be completely superfluous given the medic mod already but it would make for a nice feature with a MASH tent and such and I bet people would still use it. :') And mein gott, a driveable jeep.. Even if it just went around in a circuit like a sclaectrix car while you hold 'e'. Pick a moment to use it to drop two or three peeps behind their lines and makes for a fun target for a panzershrek. If too complicated maybe it could just move in a straight line to zip you across the bredth of the map on your side of the lines allowing for rapid reinforcement/retreat. The halftracks could be used for the same purpose, might be easier to avoid bugs because the models have that box you can stand in -and you could prone for protection inside while the enemy tries to get a grenade in the top. It'd be such a disastrously distracting disruption to a defense seeing this halftrack trundle past, knowing peeps are proning inside and could pop out if you don't pay attention to it. Or your troops could creep along side it on attack, using it as cover but advertising their presence with the motor sounds. On panzershreks, could have destructable barriers and bunkers, I remember bazooka-targets in 1.3 and those were fun maps. There was some tank hunting map with the british, can argue that its too hard to defend against rockets but it could go either way and avoided stalemates Could have a map with a no-mans land minefield with contact mines like on Strand. Really hard to defend vs. taking a gamble to cross it. The battleship idea sounds awesome man, you could set it in a norwegian fjord as a fictional marine raider mission to take out a pocket battleship. Allies trying to set charges at the bottom of the ship, alarms go off and peeps scramble for their spawns to avoid the explosions. DOD's biggest strength is source and its customizableness, it started off as a mod, we don't really need valve to keep it fresh. :3

As for themes could go into the crazy-nazi-scientist lore like the super masive fortres-tanks they had on the drawing boards or the 'der glocke' bell radiation-generator/time machine/levitation device. Or those wacky sound-cannons. How about a night-time level where use of the flashlight is near essential? Could have mortars loaded with flare rounds that light up an area brilliantly -so people sneaking around in the dark get caught out in the open/realize where they are

Also i've been learning maya all year man so if I could help make some objects and stuff I'd be glad for the practice Also I love the maps that utilize 'e-keyable artillery. Maybe one where the realism leader would hang back at the spawn with the artillery and use his troops as spotters to decide which path to bomb. Can only shoot one path at a time between reloads so the leaders would have to be mad strategic or risk wasting their fire support on a feint. Make it something like forests realism so theres tons of foliage cover but it won't help you if you're getting shelled.

I've been thinking about what would make a cool map.. I think something like avalanche but where both sides get the high ground Like a bend around a mountain peak with cliffs on either side. Alternatively, maybe there's a bridge at the bottom of the hill that both sides want to control. Bottom of the hill could also be a mortar firing area. Shortcut through houses/sewers could be really easy to defend. Alternatively a maze that's really hard to control inside, but the exits can be covered. For realism purposes the map would be split right down the middle from top to bottom.

Fuji gets on the first go

Yeah but it should be a men's bathroom exclusive secret. the woman's bathroom should have some other top secret shit. Like this on the back of a random stall door while all the others have pictures of this

:')

Out of curiosity, why do you think they're specifically banned hunting wise? Too hard to make a humane killshot? Thinking about it makes the wheelchair thing seem odd because I'm sure it's tougher physically to load one of those things than a rifle.

I might take Stone's advice and go for a full sized one. Twice the price (still seems cheap to me for a bow slinging machine) but pro points are: 1) Can actually use them at archery ranges. 2) You can buy lower strength prods to again make them tournament legal (max is 105 lbs) 3) real wood body 4) Loading the thing with a stirrup is old school 5) Looks the business This (pistol) http://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/armex-tomca...sbow-2143-p.asp VS this http://www.bladesandbows.co.uk/150lb-armex...tock-2904-p.asp

Yeah drawstrength is apparently 80lbs, though I've heard that's equivalent to a 30lb bow because the draw length is so short so the energy decreases way faster. Thirty pounds (money) seems insanely cheap for these things.

Been digging early-70s protometal lately Youtube is a goldmine for such

Happy birthday Kirkendall!

So I'm seeing these pistol crossbows for 40-60 pounds on the interwebs and I'm like: Boss. Anyone had any experience with them? Are they as fun to plink with as they look? Useful for home defense?