1997, 2 cases of German beer, paintball tourney, drunkenly running through the bush in my boxes looking for firewood. Turns out someone thought they saw a Bigfoot, hunting party was formed with paintball guns.
I never got shot, but there was some photos of a "drunken hairy Sasquatch of northern Ontario" that circulated on the early days of the Internet, I'm pretty sure I've found them all and had them and all traces deleted...... Including the ones of the "dead Sasquatch" aka passed out naked me under a tree I was dragging back to the fire......