Sgt. A. Bryant [1st MRB]: I NEED KATE UPTON
Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: NO
Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: YOU DONT
Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: if you have sex with her, then NO ONE EVER will be good enough, and you'll turn into an asexual emo kid from nebraska with bad teeth and sweat-stained whife beaters piling up under your plaid couch while you watch maury and drink miller light
Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: o
Sgt. T. Brown [1st MRB]: i've seen it a thousand times