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Woah woah Mullaney, leave Courtney alone!

Only messin

Hey Powell's back! And he brought his sisters!!

Full Name:Sebastian Martinez Age:22 Location:Brooklyn, NY Occupation: Musician/Freelance journalist Favorite activity or hobby: Walking, listening, watching fútbol. Special talent: I can sing like an angel and curse like a Russian sailor. Favorite alcoholic beverage: Suffolk Blonde 3 Favorite movies: 1. The Life Aquatic 2. Lord of the Rings trilogy 3. 3 Favorite bands or musicians: 1. Paul Simon 2. Arctic Monkeys 3. The Clash 3 Favorite songs: 1. Rhapsody in Blue (Gershwin) 2. Graceland (Paul Simon) 3. A Certain Romance (Arctic Monekys) 3 Favorite foods: 1. Any and all Peruvian food 2. Soft tacos! 3. Gyros Favorite TV shows: 1. Space Ghost Coast to Coast 2. Archer 3. Spaced

This is just dogs trying to resist the genetic urge to absolutely maul those cats to oblivion.

One of the greatest leaders in modern history died today. He did so much to help unify not only his country but the continent of Africa, and tried to help heal some of the deepest wounds. He will be missed, which is something that cannot be said of many politicians today. Rest in peace

This is probably all a ploy for Mullaney to get our addresses. Resist! Resist the urge!

A close second:

This is the only Christmas song for me. On repeat. Forever

Exactly.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED. AND IF IT DID I SINCERELY DOUBT CANADA PLAYED ANY ROLL, SEEING AS CANADA WASN'T EVEN A COUNTRY THEN

IT'S WASHINGTON GODDAMN D.C. JUST LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA.

This is how one of Branem's crazy countrymen reacted to finding a little treat buried in a cache on his antarctic expedition...

Nope. These guys are flashy but they're too electronic and showy for me. THIS is good A Capella and THIS

Yep, New York bureau.

I just interviewed for a job at the BBC so I need all the luck I can get. Positive vibes appreciated!!

The song is mocking people who hold that view, not trying to promote it.

Same thing happened to me man SMH mirite?

I'm pretty sure it's a satire of how in Saudi Arabia women aren't allowed to drive. He said he's a social activist so I imagine he's trying to change that. Wish him luck

Sweden Middle earth Reach

Making my Lower East Side Debut. First real show in the city

I wanna go back

(Bump) TRONDHEIM!!! I'd hang out with Branem, explore the places I didn't get to see last time. Go fishing at the cabin, drive out to see some proper fjords, and get drunk on unreasonably expensive beer. Seriously, very fond memories of that place (thanks again Branem). What was the name of the bar we went to that was very cozy, had bookshelves, a piano and some old musical instruments? I think you said they have musicians play on certain nights. I'd play there. And go sledding, instead of sled-walking

(Bump) I know it was one of the Quebecois, and I think he was a Pfc. at the time. Maybe Cantin? Was it you Cantin? I stayed for Baker though. And Quarterman BAAAAAAAAAAAKER COME BACK!! oooh YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME

I'm gonna be Branem.