T. Brown 1st MRB

I should have known it would be a bitch to get the body out of the trunk, she even had told me it would, but there was no way for me to anticipate the bags ripping and subsequently spilling their contents all over the side of the highway. I peered down the miles of road ahead of me and saw no encroaching lights, but upon glancing the other way, I was greeted with a set of headlights rapidly approaching, maybe 5 miles out, their shine illuminating an unmistakable set of red and blue reflections from the roof of the car.

We tried this a few months ago and it went ok, but died out. We've got a bunch of new members who are pretty damn active on the forums, so I want to try it again! And this time, there are prizes! The rules are as follows Only one to two sentences per post.Please include all prior sentences in your post, then add yours. If each of us do this, all you have to do is quote the post before, erase the code, then add your own.If two people post at the same time, the first post that shows up stays. The second post will be removed. You must use at least one word that you have never used before in your life (and please bold it). The story can take any turn, go anywhere you wish, but must pertain, in some way, to the sentence(s) before yours.You cannot post two times in a row. Please allow at least 2 ONE other members to post before you post again. You can use vulgarity, violence, and sex, but only if it pertains to the story arc that develops. Please refrain from any political opinions or sentences that kill the story (i.e. adding a dragon that kills all characters developed, leaving no where else to go). Now, if you think you can achieve this without ending the story, go for it, but if myself and the other judges find it detrimental to the story's progression, it will be removed. Only 1stMRB members may contribute; this includes recruits.If you happen to resign or retire before the story/contest is over (or if you are a recruit who fails to finish their application or BCTs by the story/contest end), and get voted best post/title, your eligibility for the prizes will be decided by myself and the other judges (who at this time, will remain nameless). As an added incentive to participate, there will be a vote held after the story nears completion on which member had the greatest post (whether it be judged by prose, or by its ability to continue the story, or just sheer creativity and ingenuity), as well as a vote for the title of our story. I am offering a $50 Steam gift card to the selected winner of each vote, and if it is close enough to a tie between the top two+ with the most votes, will be offering a $50 Steam gift card to each winner. There is also a chance of getting a PS4 out of this and will update this as more details follows, but if that ends up happening, the member with the highest votes in the post vote will get the PS4, and the 2nd and 3rd place will receive the gift cards. [NOTE]: Due to my career in English composition/writing/editing and since I am offering these awards myself, I am exempt from the contest but will continue to post, so do not feel threatened by my contributions. This is all about showcasing your ability to write, your comprehension of the English language and ability to follow orders, your commitment to the group and following those who come before you, and finally...having some fucking fun. On top of this, if by December 24th, the story is still progressing at a rate of at least one post every other day, I will donate $1 for every post in the thread to our loving home, the 1st Marine Raider Battalion, up to $1000, on Christmas Day. Any questions, please do not post them here. Send me a private message (or email me: oizown at gmail) This is strictly story, which means one or two sentences per post. Anything more will be removed and could fuck up the rest of the story. So please, re-read these rules and follow them exactly. We failed on our recruitment contest giveaway...let's not fail on this! To start it off, here is the first post and the beginning of our story!

I have been playing with this player for about 3-4 years. I have a large collection of demos, some that I took, some I gathered from others, all inconclusive. I am not saying that I automatically know he was not cheating today, but would like the record show that I do not believe he has ever cheated on our server. I also would like to see the ban removed until the demo is reviewed; that is not how the 1stMRB handle potential cheaters, and every admin was required to read the handbook when given that responsibility, in which it clearly states "a player is innocent of hacking until proven guilty. There should be no definite bans unless the player’s actions are disrupting the server." [edit] I just realized that I was wrong, there have been instances where a ban was placed while the demo reviewed. I'll leave my post as is, but retract my request for the ban to be removed prematurely. Apologies, xliu is a friend and I reacted out of anger, not rationality.

C:\Users\BrownsPornMachineofPleasure>tracert 208.167.243.207 Tracing route to 208.167.243.207.choopa.net [208.167.243.207] over a maximum of 30 hops: 1 <1 ms <1 ms <1 ms 192.168.1.1 2 7 ms 8 ms 6 ms 10.210.0.1 3 9 ms 7 ms 8 ms 24.25.32.28 4 16 ms 14 ms 15 ms 24.93.64.112 5 21 ms 19 ms 19 ms ae-3-0.cr0.dca10.tbone.rr.com [66.109.6.80] 6 26 ms 26 ms 31 ms 107.14.17.179 7 28 ms 46 ms 27 ms 66.109.9.31 8 25 ms 27 ms 25 ms 107.14.17.224 9 27 ms 28 ms 37 ms xe-2-0-3.ar2.ewr1.us.nlayer.net [69.31.94.17] 10 37 ms 24 ms 25 ms as20473.ae2.ar2.ewr1.us.nlayer.net [69.31.34.210 ] 11 28 ms 25 ms 25 ms vl105-as1.pnj1.choopa.net [108.61.79.86] 12 29 ms 25 ms 25 ms 208.167.243.207.choopa.net [208.167.243.207] Trace complete. C:\Users\BrownsPornMachineOfPleasure>

The frags in this video are not mediocre. The frags in this video are just like they happened in the game plus some editing to make them look nice. Go watch the ace against team NRG at 4:00 on dod_Santos. He was my teammate and I was standing right next to him when he got that ace. I witnessed it with my own eyes. It happened pretty much how you see it in the video. I seen the raw demo of it. The other frags in this video I seen raw demos of also. It is simply not true that he is covering up his frags with editing. His frags are essentially just like you see them in the video with some visual edits. Agreed that there is nothing mediocre about the frags, that ace was gorgeous, but it was definitely sped up in many places, not to enhance or falsify the coordination necessary to accomplish those shots, but more as a personal preference. To each their own. Some like that. Some prefer minimal editing. And some like pickles in their ice cream. It is entirely subjective, no one is wrong (except the pickle people).

I agree, excessive editing is used to cover up for the mediocre frags. Not once was i surprised at any of the frags. I'm surprised people still bother to make frag videos for the game, though. I mean, the YouTube hits will just never be there. However, I've got to give it up to the author of the video. I'll never develop that kind of skill in Sony Vegas. You guys dont seem to get the point of making a frag video. Of course you speed up some parts and get rid of the subpar kills why would you want those in your video. If you would realize the type of players these guys go against you wouldnt scoff at the fact that they might not be pretty. Totally agree Engle, but too much of it was sped up. I wanted to see it slowed down to regular speed a few seconds before the kills, so that I could really grasp just how impressive it was. That one huge streak near the beginning, had it ran at normal speed, would have been showcasing all the nuances of his aiming and directional awareness, along with the kills. The speed it ran at undermined just how much skill it took. SOME editing is necessary, of course. This just has too much in my opinion.

Ya works fine for me, but is the whole thing all sped up? What the crap. WAY over-edited.

Name:65 yo virgin Steam I.D:STEAM_0:0:60954989 Reasons for the Ban:TK (3rd offense) Recommended duration of ban: 2 month Demo Provided?: N; a pubber came to me, said this guy went on punching spree and left. Checked ban reports here, found 2 other times he did it recently. Requesting month or two ban.

ANIMALS IN COSTUMES and Halloween in 1930

http://www.mediafire.com/download/xt08d21fcx5c09w/swag11.dem it is only 20 or so seconds long, but obvious no recoil. I've got 10 more like this too if you want em. Thanks to an anonymous pubber for pointing it out : )

Name:redds Steam I.D: STEAM_0:0:75585072 Duration of Ban:Perm Reasons for the Ban:Cheats Demo Provided?: N; see comments. Comments:Companion Cube brought him to my attention. You can find his SMAC ban from another server here, automated ban for Aimbot (meaning it wasn't some guy, he got automatically banned, like VAC). One look at his stats on OUR server here, checking the Kar stats, you see 96% accuracy. That alone wouldn't be enough, but coupled with the ban on the other server and it is fairly conclusive. Consulted Hall and he said ban until further review.

http://candybox2.net/ (and in case you weren't around for the first one, link) There's a whole fucking world now, villages with houses, a desert...rats...ugh.

Now's a good time to tell you all the story of how Reis came into existence. He was, at least partially, the product of a laboratory experiment gone wrong; scientists tried to combine a sick deformed walrus and a chunk of dirt from their shoe into one sentient creature. When that didn't work, they threw it away in the garbage bin outside the building. A tumor-ridden rat and several of her friends, searching for food, happened upon the carcass and decided to have an orgy with the mass of flesh. 3 weeks later, Reis was born. Happy Birthday you dirt-walrus rat tumor!

HEY I was gone for 2 days! In that span of time, about 3 billion sloth/cat/fox/cute gifs were created. FIND THEM. (like that GI Slow one, I have not seen that one)

Have the above suggestions made any progress on this issue? Is there any further information you could provide us to help us get to the bottom of the problem?

While I appreciate the effort, I cannot give my approbation. Cat gifs are an art, both in their creation AND their usage. By lumping them all on one page, with little to no context, their potential is both marginalized and instantly restricted, permanently. I cannot support such things. I do appreciate the thought though, but...

I already texted you this, but I felt everyone else should get to enjoy as well: HAPPY FUCKIN ANNIVERSARY OF EMERGING BLOODY AND SLIMY FROM THE STRETCHED GENITAL ORIFICE OF A SCREAMING HUMAN FEMALE WOOOOWOOOOO

i agree completely on this one On one hand, this does seem the logical answer. However, you'll end up diluting the market with gold, its value with plummet, and your millions will become as worthless as the pee you consumed to make it. Of course, that still might be better than Kuato-crotch or picking stingers out of your urethra, so it would seem as if you did win....for now.

You are forced to do one of the above things. There are no loopholes, no getting around it with tricky manipulative logic, what you see is how it is and you MUST pick one. Oh, and for reference, this is Kuato

for one week, all expenses paid, where would you go and why? Let's try to have some serious answers please.

Sounds really neat! I'll be there : ) Thanks for the invite!

Any response yet Holland because the issue still persists? My demos still won't allow playback upon recording. Holland got a response which basically said it was on our end somewhere. That said, I'd rather keep it out of a forum that others can read for the moment on what is going on, and there is a method to take demos on our server that is a bit convoluted and a pain in the ass, but it works. That said, if anyone wants to know the story on this, just PM me and I'll tell ya what's going on....but for now, the problem persists but we do have a way to record demos on the pub to catch people.