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Stroops

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  1. DAMN! Well I'm rooting for either Gonzaga, New Mexico or Harvard to win it. They got some good ol' Canadian brethren on their teams. In reality, my money is on Kansas. Kansas chokes every year and they will lose to florida this year. New mexico makes the final four this year. Gonzaga will probably lose first round and so will Harvard
  2. I say Miami wins it all
  3. As a Dominican its nice to see us be good at something, D.R Go!
  4. He seemed like a relatively smart guy, articulate.
  5. So how bout them Caps
  6. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didn't need his owner with massive thighs. "Holy Shit balls" said the penis, "Time to get some." And they formed a alliance, they called themselves the phalliance. The Phalliance had a secret, a secret to end world mistreatment of all Odobenus rosmarus. Unfortunately, it required the use of something the sloth army hated the most, bologna sausage. Gross bologna sausage.
  7. My number one birthday song is "Boyz II Men-I'll make love to you" Parker thats way worse then Whitesnake.
  8. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didnt need
  9. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks
  10. That was Crazy!
  11. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus.
  12. There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer.
  13. Im digging these posts Alvarez
  14. http://zenpencils.com/comic/45-walt-whitman-o-me-o-life/ A comic illustrating the Walt Whitman poem "O'me O'life"
  15. What you mean by clusterfucked it? I know it having issues with server side thats what I've heard. They didn't test their servers before opening it to the public (alpha/beta/reviewers had limited access so the full brunt of opening day loads wasn't accurately gauged). Most people have to either wait for 30 mins for space to open, or just can't connect at all. PLUS, Maxim has tweeted responsibility for the problem, citing that EA wasn't in charge of it, but I don't believe them. EA just want to make sure you cant steal the game you bought. that's why you gotta be online always to play it. Bingo. Plus they want that player control, if your not online playing it by yourself THEN YOUR NOT GONNA PLAY AT ALL
  16. Pvt. A. Stroops The Showdown Effect !
  17. If you guys have the original DOOM wad. then you can play the Brutal Doom mod that has updated guns, enemies, weapons, animations and is extremely gory (hints the name). The mod is locate Here which contains a synopsis of what the mod is about and some videos/screenshot. Its a blast to play online with friends (yes it has multiple online modes) and just by yourself to travel through hell punching stuff in the face.
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