They didn't seem that fat to me bro, the blonde in the front passenger seat was a bit chubby, but not fat. As for the rest I agree. These look like Americans. Stupid Americans, especially since they are excited to visit Canada, but still Americans.
Also Armstrong, 2/4 (being generous for sake of argument) is 50%, not >50%, so your first fact was wrong... wait doesn't Canada use the metric system, is 50% Canadian the same as 50% American...?
Why would one be excited to visit canada ?