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I was just looking at getting it. If I do, I'll let you know.

Well, FunnyJunk seems to have drawn the ire of the comic-reading powers that be on the internet and I couldn't be prouder. Back Story: FunnyJunk is threatening to file a federal lawsuit against theOatmeal unless I pay $20,000 in damages Awesome Internet Reaction: Oatmeal Founder raises $20k in an Hour

I was just going to point that out too. If you put up numbers like he has with lower 3rd caliber teams you have to be a pretty decent goalie.

I'm going to call that Harding and Mason are the only two worth paying. Luongo would be worth a huge paycut to bring his ego down but I don't see that happening.

Somehow I always knew juiceheaded rapist's music of choice was New Found Glory

We know all of these are true (Courtesy of Harkavagrant.com)

Awesome! Great work by all invloved, now we have to keep it up! I remember when reaching #50 was a big deal, 1st is where we belong!

Congrats Dillon!

It's the King's year. 5 reasons why: 5) They are rolling 4 lines and getting solid, two-way play from each 4) The King and Lewis: King alone had 4 goals in the PHX series and they are forcing mistakes with their physical play 3) Dustin Brown: leading by example with physical play, energy, and smart passes in all 3 zones 3) Their PK is phenomenal. They have 5 SH goals this post season and perpetually drive the puck outside by clogging up passing lanes. They do only have 6 PP goals and that may end up being their Achilles heel. 2) They have 3 pairs of defense that limit the other team to one-and-done chances by keeping the crease clear and pouncing on rebounds to clear them out of scoring zones. 1) Jonathan Quick. I don't care who is in the other goal; if you've got Quick you've got a shot at winning. Puck tracking, athleticism, lateral movement, positioning, he's got everything. His only weakness is allowing rebounds off the boards to sneak in behind him because of his Tim Thomas-esqu super challenging of shots. But with the defense he's got that's not a real issue. That's my take.

This reminds me of "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" Which is to say hilarious

Happy birthday Engle, do something fun. And by fun I mean irresponsible.

I'm as serious as a child in the Small World ride in Disneyland

It's gotta be Toronto. Their role players are stepping up to fill in the spaces if the Sedins don't (which that line most certainly did in game 2) and while Thomas can carry the team for most of the game, the Bruins can't keep up with the fast paced Canuck hockey for 60 minutes

Damn Canadians, having monopolies on syrup and kindness. At least to scare them off all we have to do is turn off the lights. It's common knowledge that all Canadians are scared of the dark