Parker 1st MRB

Happy Birthday!

You have my sword...and my bow...and my axe...and my $60!

I had previously stated that I re-enlisted due to an earlier video I saw. This video has caused me to resign so that I could re-enlist again.

I just re-enlisted because of this video!

Poles & Holes FTW!!! Great video, keep 'em coming!

This is exactly what Coke wanted. #MarketingFTW

Offense gets the glory, defense wins championships.

January 2014

They even have a ping pong table!

I'm confused, did you capitalize it because that's his name or because that's his nationality? I won't even comment on the misuse of a comma but knowing Stone he'll probably blame his phone.

Typical Italian-American rant. Those hand gestures made me think of the whacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube men.

I can't wait, this will be epic! GO CANADA GO!!!!!!!!!

Ya that was a truly nice thing you did Heresy but most of all a big shout out to McDizzy for providing such an awesome reward for the contest!

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What happened was Calgary started the game with their 4th line. Generally, the 4th line is your energy/checking line filled with a bunch of tough guys. An unwritten rule in hockey, or a code, is that you never start the game with your 4th line because you're basically suggesting you want to fight. Instead of sending out their more talented players to defuse the situation, as a precaution for their star players Vancouver sent out their 4th line in response and BOOM goes the dynamite.

Ok fine, I'll explain it in Swedish so everyone can understand. Det som hände var att det gröna laget hade vunnit i matchen 3-0. Så de trodde att de skulle göra sig rolig genom att gå till deras sida, men samtidigt var det ett ansikte av i de vita team zone.And i SHL regler om linjen domaren blåser i visselpipan får du 5 sekunder för att komma i läge för möta upp men eftersom den gröna laget var på deras sida de werent deltar i ansiktet av så det vita laget vände bort av sig själva. Och med det sättet gjorde ett mål sedan den gröna tiden werent uppmärksamma lol, ganska svårt att förklara.

I think it may just be a trend where people who are able and willing to reproduce usually do... NO! I refuse your logic and replace it with my own. THE 1ST MRB IS AN APHRODISIAC!

All I hear is

Congrats! P.s. I think it's a MRB trend for people to have kids while in the unit, you're like the ninth one haha!