Parker 1st MRB

I'm staying out of the Slope Chute from now on.

I'm staying out of the Slope Chute from now on.

This topic is called food porn not food turn offs. THIS IS A PLACE FOR FOODS THAT LOOK DELICIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO STICK YOUR %!*# IN!

Well since you guys like food stadiums so much, here you go

For Gooderham

Great win guys but an even better picture Candy! Way to go Marines!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Snack Food Stadium!

It's been so bad this year, even Police reports are making jokes.

Hey cool a picture that has nothing to do with the NHL offseason lol. Don't worry I'll save you! Sooooo Teemu is back for one more year at 2 mil....as a 43 year old! Such a classy guy who always does the right thing, he has 675 goals in his career so I hope he can pot 25 more this year and join that 700 goal club. Kadri is still not signed (sigh) and the rumor is he wants Eberle kind of pay which would be 5.5-6 mil a year. There is no way in hell Nonis is signing him to that kind of deal so I imagine he'll be signed at 5.25 mil/year for 8 years. It just scares me that a deal like that is happening after a 48 game season...

Happy Birthday!

You mean Rather screws up everyone else's picks ;P

Actually it would take longer if everyone showed up. After the first round, if the player is not there then every other round is auto-picked for them which is instant picks whereas the average person takes about 30-60 seconds to make a decision. Just saying

"...someday, im going to create my OWN unit, and I'm going to make it so appealing that you'll beg me to join it, and I'll let you, and over time, you'll slowly rise the ranks, just as I have...and then I am going to just start demoting you for no reason and say "you broke the rules", and you'll complain, saying there was no rule that you broke." - T. Brown 1st MRB

I was the banning admin. You were banned for 1 month. You have been causing grief in the server. You constantly berate people in the server which is seen as disrespectful and creates a very negative environment in the server, one that I don't want in my server. There is zero tolerance for disrespect in our servers and thus the reason for your ban. You will be able to join the server in one month when your ban expires, if you choose to come back and play in our servers I recommend you change your attitude otherwise future incidents will result in a permanent ban.

If you can't make the draft then I suggest your "Draft Strategy" which can be found under your team name in the "My Team" section. I've edited it as a precaution just in case I can't make the draft, at least if I don't make the draft I know my auto picks won't just pick the best available but instead pick positions I need. Sometimes people who autopick end up with 8 QBs and no WR/TE because the autopick selects the best available.

Don't forget the draft is THIS SUNDAY at 10 pm est. We've got the following people for the 2013 season: 1. Parker 2. Englebretson 3. Rather 4. Watkis 5. Teachey 6. Gooderham 7. Steiner 8. Arevicci 9. Mamora 10. TheDude.Tf 11. M. Swartz 12. K. Swartz

LOL Hogan should be the mayor for every city!

Signed, sealed, delivered.

Possibly the most moronic thing I've ever read in the politics section. Did you take off your tin foil helmet to write that? LOL!

Shouldn't you be at a riot or something in Vancouver? I hear those are popular there since you never win anything...ever!

Thank you both for posting, I will be sure to send one of my PA staff over to introduce ourselves on your forums as well. We know how hard it is to keep a realism unit running these days so on behalf of the 1st MRB we'd like to wish you the best of luck. If you need any help please don't hesitate to ask, thanks again for introducing yourself to us. Signed, Lt. Col. Parker

I don't have the time to read because I'm constantly driving so I use audiobooks. I'm currently "reading" Interracial Hole Stretchers VI by Seymore Butts, a fascinating story about equality in the workplace.

No need because by stating "flame away" you've acknowledged that your statement was a joke and that you don't believe it to be true.

If you have 45 minutes, I recommend watching this. You don't really have to know or like sports to understand it, this documentary is more about the rivalry in sports.