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Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) have rejected some proposed new uniforms for being too Habs-like. The Toronto workers don't want to be confused as supporting the likes of Alex Galchenyuk and the rest of the Montreal Canadiens. Disturbed by the look of a suggested new uniform line — red, white and blue striped golf tees and red and blue ball caps — TTC operators are against the new duds, claiming they’re too close to the gear worn by the Montreal Canadiens and their fans. The anonymous voice has the support of TTC union head Bob Kinnear, who told the Post that the design is “absolutely awful, born-and-bred Torontonians, we’ve got to support our team,” Kinnear told the newspaper. “If you’re in Manchester, you don’t wear the colours of Chelsea.” TTC staff were apparently not consulted on the new design, and the final uniform decision rests with TTC brass, not the employees. The new uniforms are set to be rolled out early next year, regardless of colour scheme. “No final decisions have been made about the uniforms,” TTC spokesman Brad Ross told the Post via email. “I appreciate the city loves the Leafs, but red has always been part of the TTC, so I suspect that red will remain a dominant colour in whatever the final design looks like. I think I understand why they chose to use blue and red, as you just read the TTC's official colour has always been red and Toronto's city colours have always been blue so I'm guessing they wanted to implement that somehow and it ended up looking like a Habs jersey LOL! No decision has been made yet, but regardless I find this funny. GO LEAFS GO!

That's what losers say...

Dear Small and all Red Devils supporters, Signed, Everyone else in the Premier League

Yes. Arsenal has officially began to make their supporters cry. Arsene Wenger has two weeks to make a splash in the transfer market or risk a revolt the size of which he has never seen during his time in North London. There are more videos but they were longer so I decided to only show one. I'm a Chelsea fan so watching these videos makes me go:

Cool concept, I would watch it.

That was awesome lol, I can't believe someone made that so quick!

Learn the dedication. Learn it!

So ya this thread is only for people who are caught up on all the episodes, specifically the most recent one. !!!IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS STOP READING NOW!!! Ok so, does anyone else agree with me that the last 5 minutes of the latest episode was freaking amazing? Finally we get to see Walt and Hank go toe to toe, I've been pretty much waiting for that to happen since the show started (it only took 5 seasons ). I can't wait for the next episode! If I seem really excited right now, it's because I just finished watching the latest episode so I'm still on a Breaking Bad high. On a side note, I have to say two of the best scenes from the show so far was the 9 jail killings and the latest Hank vs. Walt scene:

Haha wow that was well put together, must have took that guy a long time to do.

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5 Reasons Being Left-Handed Screws You for Life 1. They're More Likely to Go Insane. Left-handed people make up only 10 percent of the population as a whole, they compose a full 20 percent of schizophrenics. If you like those odds, you should know that left-handedness is also associated with dyslexia, ADD and some mood disorders. 2. They'll Die Sooner. Studies have shown that the number of left-handers who make it to old age is drastically lower than the number of their right-handed peers. In short, lefties tend to check out earlier. Why? Well, for one, lefties just have more accidents. Lots more accidents. One study surveying nearly 2,000 college students found that lefties report far more accidents than righties, especially car accidents. And another study of around 1,000 people living in Southern California showed that the risk of getting into a fatal accident was nearly six times higher if you were left-handed, and the risk of getting into a deadly car crash was four times higher. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was also found that right-handed people usually make it through nine more birthdays than left-handers. 3. They're Screwed at School. If you think about it, it's kind of surprising that left-handers are as emotionally balanced as they are. Right out of the box, left-handed kids realize the world wasn't quite made for them. At school, they do worse on timed exams and suffer awful back and neck cramps in the process. Why? Freaking right-handed desks. And scissors. And everything else. 4. They're More Easily Scared. They did a study to test left- and right-handers on their tolerance for terrifying shit (because torturing people weaker than themselves seems to be all scientists do these days) and forced a test group to watch a gruesome eight minutes of The Silence of the Lambs. They then measured the emotional response. What they found was that reactions differed depending on which hand the subjects used to cover their eyes during the gory bits. Right-handers were usually able to recount details of the entire scene they just watched, while lefties were more likely to give fragmented accounts. More surprising, left-handers actually tended to exhibit subtle symptoms of PTSD. It gets even worse: Studies agree that the opposite-side dominance in lefties tends to make them more inhibited, spending hours making basic decisions and then worrying that they've made the wrong call. 5. Hating Them Is Ingrained in Our Culture. Left-handers in the Western World are kind of lucky that they only need to worry about annoyingly awkward tools. In certain parts of Africa, Europe and much of the Far East, it's actually offensive to do anything with your left hand besides wipe your ass. For this and other reasons, the left hand is considered unclean and carries a cultural stigma. This makes being left-handed especially perilous in social situations, since waving hello or (God forbid) trying to shake another's hand with your left is akin to dick-slapping them in the face.Even in countries without strict social codes for wiping, the language of the left has always had negative connotations. A backhanded compliment, when you deliver an insult disguised as flattery, is also known as a "left-handed compliment." Even the dictionary defines being left-handed as something that implies being "clumsy and awkward." And this goes back a long way. The word "left" derived from the Anglo-Saxon word "lyft," which meant "weak." And "sinistra," the Latin for "left," is also where we get the word "sinister." "Gauche," which we use to refer to a social faux pas, is actually French for "left." And in the Akan language of Ghana, to say that someone has "slept on his left side" is a euphemism for death. Why do you think your partner in crime is your "right-hand man?" It's because the guy on your left can't be trusted.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Cribari ruined the thread. I'm out.

Where is Yohnson? Happy Birthday anyways you sneaky Brit troll

Great job Kaba, that was very entertaining to watch. Keep em coming!

I like it!

Today in a realism.

Added to my signature. I actually laughed out loud while reading that. THE FRENCH! Well played Kirk, those facts are too accurate for me to dispute, especially the FAT32 file type. Who can argue with that math? LOL!

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retarted? Obviously he is employing the older use of the word, "tart," noun, a woman considered to be sexually promiscuous or a prostitute. These woman were at one point, tarts, but had become normal since coming to the United States of America at some point. Upon their return to Canada, they "retarted" themselves, leading to their awkward appearances and odd demeanor. I say a return to Canada, because in the 15 seconds I watched of the video they did not pull the "duck face" once. This duck face has become a staple of American tart culture and its lack of appearance is a red flag. More specifically, a flag consisting of a red field with a white square at its center, in the middle of which is a red maple leaf. Canada. The duck face you are referring to was popularized in the late 2000s, it has since become less popular for females to do in this decade, thus you can not use it to determine their origins. Although there were no duck faces present in that video, there were some signs of Americanism that is nonexistent here in Canada. Firstly, the girl driving used her hands to motion a trigger pull on a gun (a weapon commonly used by Americans). Secondly, as I previously stated the backseat passenger is carrying a small dog, possibly trying to mimic Paris Hilton (an American icon idolized by retarded American females). Lastly, I'd like to remind you that they got the national colo(u)rs of Canada wrong by stating it was red, white AND black. Unless you are colo(u)r blind and/or received no education, it is impossible for a Canadian to incorrectly state the colo(u)rs of our flag. The only logical conclusion one can draw from this video is that those females are in fact from the United States of America visiting Canada for the weekend and regardless of where they come from, they are indeed mentally retarded and should be terminated.

retarted?

Done

Typical separatist not putting a capital "C" for Canadians.