Parker 1st MRB

Triple OT finish. What a first game!

Quarterman: Buy both? Takel: Both? Who are you? Bill Gates? Quarterman: Who are you, Oliver Twist?

He's not good, that's why he's talked about it.

Do not speak of the hairy monster known as Emma Watson.

The New England Patriots will sign Tim Tebow, league sources told ESPN So there you have it, kids. A few days after Bill Belichick strongly came out against reports that he doesn’t like Tim Tebow, everyone’s favorite running back who sometimes throws an accurate pass is set to sign in New England!

Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks An Original Six Matchup Preview Average Height and Weight: Chicago: 6’1”, 203 lbs.; Boston: 6’1”, 202 lbs. Average Age: Chicago: 28.2; Boston: 29.1 Birthplaces: Chicago: Canada – 13, Sweden – 5, USA – 5, Slovakia – 2, Czech Republic – 2 Boston: Canada – 16, USA – 3, Czech Republic – 2, Sweden – 2, Finland – 1, Germany – 1, Kazakhstan – 1, Latvia – 1, Slovakia – 1 Team Rank, 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Goals Scored, Per-Game: Chicago – 6th (2.76), Boston – 2nd (3.12) Goals-Against, Per-Game: Chicago – 3rd (1.94), Boston – 1st (1.88) Five-On-Five Goal Ratio: Chicago – 2nd (1.44), Boston – 1st (1.77) Power-Play Percentage: Chicago – 12th (13.7%), Boston – 10th (15.6%) Penalty-Killing Percentage: Chicago – 1st (94.8%), Boston – 6th (86.5%) Shots For, Per-Game: Chicago – 6th (32.5), Boston – 1st (36.4) Shots Allowed, Per-Game: Chicago – 4th (28.0), Boston – 10th (32.9) Face-Off Winning Percentage: Chicago – 14th (47.0%), Boston – 1st (56.0%) Hits, Per-Game: Chicago – 16th (26.9), Boston – 6th (35.7) Blocked Shots, Per-Game: Chicago – 16th (12.8), Boston – 7th (16.0) How much do they look like their Cup-winning selves of yore: Both teams have the same coach and captain, but different goalies from their wins. The Bruins’ roster has undergone limited turnover in the two years since their 2011 title. Seventeen of the 21 players who suited up during the 2011 Stanley Cup Final vs. Vancouver are still with the club: Patrice Bergeron, Johnny Boychuk, Gregory Campbell, Zdeno Chara, Andrew Ference, Nathan Horton, Chris Kelly, David Krejci, Milan Lucic, Brad Marchand, Adam McQuaid, Daniel Paille, Rich Peverley,Tuukka Rask (dressed but did not play), Tyler Seguin, Dennis Seidenberg andShawn Thornton. No longer in Boston: Tomas Kaberle, Mark Recchi, Michael Ryder and Tim Thomas. The Blackhawks’ roster has undergone greater change since their 2010 championship. Of the 21 players who appeared in the 2010 Stanley Cup Final vs. Philadelphia, eight are still with the club: Dave Bolland, Niklas Hjalmarsson, Marian Hossa, Duncan Keith, Patrick Kane, Brent Seabrook, Patrick Sharp and Jonathan Toews. No longer in Chicago: Nick Boynton, Troy Brouwer, Adam Burish, Dustin Byfuglien, Brian Campbell, Ben Eager, Jordan Hendry, Tomas Kopecky, Andrew Ladd, John Madden, Antti Niemi, Brent Sopel and Kris Versteeg. How they got here: Chicago was a one-seed who beat Minnesota, Detroit and Los Angeles, Boston a four-seed who beat Toronto, New York (Rangers), and Pittsburgh. Both clubs survived a third-period deficit in an elimination game AND overtime of a Game 7 to reach the Stanley Cup Final. Boston did both in the same game (Game 7 vs. Toronto in the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals), while Chicago did so in consecutive games (Games 6 and 7 vs. Detroit in the Western Conference Semifinals). Goaltender (2013 Playoff Statistics) Corey Crawford (12-5 in 17 games; 1 shutout; 1.74 GAA; .935 SV%) Tuukka Rask (12-4 in 16 games; 2 shutouts; 1.75 GAA; .943 SV%) Top scorers: Boston forward David Krejci leads all skaters with nine goals and 21 points in 16 playoff games. He also led all players with 12-11—23 in 25 games during the 2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Chicago forward Patrick Sharp shares the team scoring lead with 14 points and is tied for second in the League with eight goals. He had six tallies in 28 regular-season games.

For me, that's too much to get over.

Are you talking about Subban getting the Norris? Because then yes I agree.

That last episode was kind of weak. The Red Wedding felt more like a season finale than this filler episode.

"I hope you piss into the wind. Seriously, fuck off!" -Magoo 1st MRB

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Happy Birthday!

Personally I'd rather see Chicago win it because I hate when my division rivals win it. I'm rooting for Chicago but they need to beat LA first.

I think this sums up the Royals

Chara saved it with a behind the back glove save on Malkin. Wow!

Wow you did a really good job with that music video Magoo. Your voice sounds like an angel, you'll go far in the music business if you keep publishing work like this.

The only difference between Bautista/Mauer versus Braun is they never failed a test or had their name associated to a steroid clinic in Miami soooooo..... Nice try tho.

I just want to say that Toronto is the only team so far that took these guys to the brink of elimination. That is all.

Oh man Swartz you gotta hear this song: Los Spurs vs. El Heat is gonna be one crazy mexican standoff. I'm still going to stick with my prediction and take the Heat in...............let's say 7.

Watkis I'm sorry to say it but Braun took steroids. I get that you're a Brewers fan but please don't buy in to the fact that evidence was "mishandled". That's got shady written all over it everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. And what exactly is he consulting about from a biogenesis clinic in Miami that costs $30,000? Seriously, you believe he's innocent? Come on man!

Who would have thought that the Bruins would be up 3-0 in the series? I wonder if they're getting motivation from Ignila who didn't want to go to Boston and instead chose to go to Pittsburgh. I watched the game yesterday and I gotta say there should have been a hooking penalty on that last play. Also, where the hell is Crosby this series? 0 points and -3... Huge marks to Greg Campbell for sacrificing the body to block a Malkin shot on the pk. He broke his leg on the play and will be out for the remainder of the playoffs. That's playoff hockey for ya!