Parker 1st MRB

Japan (25) USA (24) Mexico (19) Canada (28) Russia (20) England (20) Norway (24) North Korea (2) Sweden (24) Finland (20) Germany (16) China (18)

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope not.

Straight up I tell ya I just really want to separate a mixture Oh, oh, oh Come on is it just a liquid, son HAHAHA!

Thank you.

Meh, the Leafs are falling apart as usual. If Ron Wilson was still coaching I'm sure this losing streak would extend to 8 games, but I have faith in Randy Carlyle to stop this slide soon. If they don't win tonight, I might just stop watching hockey this season.

Gionta's unique faceoff win.

DAMN! Well I'm rooting for either Gonzaga, New Mexico or Harvard to win it. They got some good ol' Canadian brethren on their teams. In reality, my money is on Kansas.

Fixed.

Done. Check your email. P.s. You'll have to create a ESPN account.

Dominican Republic vs. Puerto Rico in the finals tonight! It's gonna be a really good game. I'm rooting for the Dominican Republic only because my Blue Jays Edwin Encarnacion and Jose Reyes are representing them!

Well our fantasy league grew two spots bigger with 14 teams now in the league. Clickclickahshit joined as the 13th member so again there is one spot up for grabs before this Sunday's draft. I'm also doing something a little different this year, I've split the league into 3 divisions just like the MLB (East, Central, West). I've placed all of you in your specific divisions based on my knowledge of your locations OR favorite teams. I think it'll bring just a little bit more competition this year. EAST Parker Hudson Kanganis Dillon Johnson CENTRAL Englebretson Watkis Teachey Clickclickahshit WEST Rather Kabasares Alvarez Coogan Gooderham There will be 16 weeks of regular season matchups followed by 3 rounds in the playoffs (playoff rounds are two weeks each). The top team from each division will head to the playoffs while four wild card spots are up for grabs in the entire league. In total there will be 7 teams going to the playoffs (2 from each division + wild card), the team with the best overall regular season record in the league will get a bye in the 1st round of the playoffs. If you guys prefer just 2 divisions like we always have then I can easily change it back to that, let me know what you think.

Ban reduced to 3 months.

Like CWO. McDowell already said, the "banned_user.cfg import" means that your ban was imported into our ban list when we began using sourcebans, therefore there is no reason attached to your ban on sourcebans. It also lists me as the banning admin because I imported the list to sourcebans, so really we can't be sure who actually banned you. You were part of the 8th ID back then and they have been known to harbor a few hackers. That being said, I can't exactly be sure what the reason was for your ban so I will unban you. However, I strongly suggest you know and understand our server rules before entering our server so that you do not get banned again. Click here to view our rules.

Lol I had to.

Do you see the difference?

Awesome we finally have a full league! Check your email because I just sent the invite.

Bye bye 'murikah! Come on Holland! win it for Europe! Holland is playing for Europe? I thought he was Canadian.

Bye bye 'murikah!

Just for you Johnson

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didn't need his owner with massive thighs. "Holy Shit balls" said the penis, "Time to get some." And they formed a alliance, they called themselves the phalliance. The Phalliance had a secret, a secret to end world mistreatment of all Odobenus rosmarus. Unfortunately, it required the use of something the sloth army hated the most, bologna sausage. Gross bologna sausage. Which could only be found nowhere. The dickless man stumbled, the sloth army surrounded him! He immediately picked up his

Awesome awesome awesomesauce. God I love that song, just hearing two strangers playing/singing a song like that for the first time together is absolutely magical. Billy Joel is the shiznit! As a piano player, I can tell you that NY State of Mind is not easy to play and especially not easy to stay in sync while Billy Joel is singing. Like I said, it's magical. Great find.

Happy Birthday!

Realignment has been approved by the board of governors and the players. It will take effect next season.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began to cry and yell, shocked at its sudden sentience. Erect penis decided hes independent and didn't need his owner with massive thighs. "Holy Shit balls" said the penis, "Time to get some." And they formed a alliance, they called themselves the phalliance. The Phalliance had a secret, a secret to end world mistreatment of all Odobenus rosmarus.