Parker 1st MRB

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris screaming, "Surprise CockSloths!" as he aimlessly fired his gun. One sloth punched him in the dick, and the dick fell off. The now erect penis laid on the ground and began

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat. Now to get that meat, one must leave his house. He grabbed his rifle and ran into the wilderness, where a sloth army waited! Now sprinting, the man leaped into battle like Chuck Norris

Ya you can, I'll bump it to 12 members. Gimme your email and I'll send you an invite.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are quite trainable with Pogo sticks using the proper incentive; a piece of sloth meat.

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can be similar to training goats, but don't let them fool you. Walruses (a.k.a Odobenus rosmarus) are

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working on his pet THOR THE...Walrus, he is a walrus. Training a pet walrus can

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer and put it away, forever. It was now time to get a snack after working

There once was a man, who lived in Japan and he had never been outside. Too much room, he thought. So he decided to go to his garage, there he found a sledgehammer. He stared at it for a while. He took it and threw it towards the sky screaming, "I give up!", but no. It fell. He caught the sledgehammer with his massive thighs from the stair master. A good investment. He then took the sledgehammer

Lol how many people are gonna break the rules?

Done, check your email. THE DRAFT IS ON Sun., Mar. 24 at 10:00 PM ET

Die Antwoord is actually really popular all over the world and I kinda dig some of their songs. They have a different and unique sound that can be kind of weird, the first time you hear it you're like wtf but if you listen to it more and more you become comfortable with it and start to like it. Check out Evil Boy and Enter The Ninja, those are pretty cool songs.

My heart was crushed when Canada was eliminated by the US who happened to get a win against Italy because the italians played their bench players and pitchers most of the night. DAMN YOU CRUEL WORLD (of baseball)! Japan might get the three-peat this year.

Puts a smile on my face every time!

Canada 10 - 3 Mexico. Mexicans are sore losers. Wanna fight? Bring it!

Leafs lost against the Pens BUT it was in a shootout. We'll take the point and move on thank you very much.

Invites have been sent to your emails. Please remember if you want to participate in the league you must be active. It's not fun when 3-4 people never check their accounts to set their roster, check trades, update their trading block, etc... It's a lot more fun for everyone when every GM is active.

Some of those subs weren't exact but haha that was funny.

I don't want to talk about it.

I've created the league and it's ready to go. If you know a little about baseball and its players then feel free to sign up. Please include your email so I can send you an invite to join the league. 1. Parker 2. Englebretson 3. Rather 4. Kanganis 5. Alvarez 6. Watkis 7. Teachey 8. Kabasares 9. Hudson 10. Coogan 11. Gooderham 12. Dillon 13. Click 14. Johnson THE DRAFT IS ON Sun., Mar. 24 at 10:00 PM ET

HAHAHA DEAD-icated!

Happy Birthday my Canadian brother from another mother!

This absolutely breaks my heart, Canadian country-folk legend Stompin' Tom Connors died today at the age of 77 of natural causes. If you're a fan of hockey or if you've ever been to a hockey game anywhere around the world you've probably heard this song that is synonymous with hockey. We'll miss ya Tom, rest in peace.

1:43 That is the voice of Andy Brickley the Bruins color commentator!