Parker 1st MRB

In the end I went 167-84.

That's a really gay tank.

You know what that expression means right?

What is that? Some kind of English slang like a little bit of how's your father?

I'm confused, so in skyrim does he use his nuts to blow shit up and his voice to fly or something?

Got it, move on.

Happy Birthday Penis!

Jones: I'll be having my chicken tikka phal tomorrow night. Me: Yea and you'll be eating and farting at the same time. Jones: Oh yea, you have to be careful with that stuff it burns your butt. Me: Yea you'll pay for it afterwards when you go number 2. You'll be saying "Oh hot hot hot". Jones: Ohhh yes, I already put the toliet roll in the fridge. Me: Hahahaha, I'm putting that in the quote thread.

But I'm not American... OH CANADA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND. Oh I thought I was suppose to....so I wasn't suppo....well then umm....

To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep No more; and by a sleep, to say we end The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; Ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes Calamity of so long life: For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time, The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely, The pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay, The insolence of Office, and the Spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his Quietus make With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have, Than fly to others that we know not of. Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all, And thus the Native hue of Resolution Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment, With this regard their Currents turn awry, And lose the name of Action. Soft you now, The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons Be all my sins remembered. Tonight in vent you need to act this out. This isn't up for discussion, it's happening otherwise I'll call your profs and tell them to fail you. They'll do it, I'm very convincing. I once convinced an American he was smart. OHHH SNAP I WENT THERE!

November/December 2011 Happy Holidays!

"YOU'RE MY BITCH!"

LOUD NOISES!!!

Hellz yeah, grats meng! Semper Fi bud!

leGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND! Happy bday guys, have a good one you December babies!

I think this is what the video was:

I went to the game tonight and had ice level seats. Leafs lost 6-3... Sad day.

Percy: Hey Gooderham you're in the morale office right? Gooderham: Yea why? Percy: Just wanted to know what I have to do in the morale office. Me: Have you seen Frantz's post today? Percy: Yea Me: Did you reply to it? Percy: Ohh ok I see where you're going Me: Yea because if you didn't reply then don't, we don't need you fucking it up. Everyone laughs.

Gooderham: I wanna play Volibear Me: Why not Xerath? Gooderham: because Xerath sounds like a cunt!

He tried to make it exactly like the walking scene intro in Reservoir Dogs. http://youtu.be/-qBWc8FCEEM <--- Check it.

Fuck yea Reservoir Dogs FTW! I love this video Tité hahaha!!!! Little Green Bag by George Baker...$.99 Reservior Dogs...$10 Tate's video... Priceless

Ban stays, you should have not tried to use our default password which you know is not given out to people who are not in the 1st MRB. You're welcome in our pub.

Interracial Hole Stretchers VI if I'm not mistaken, but in case I am mistaken then I have no idea.

...well what is it? For me I'd want: iPad 2Motorola RAZRor just some tickets to a Leafs game