Yes, campus police my 1st year of University. It was night time and I was drunk, I had a bottle of Fireball in one hand and a box of frosted flakes in the other. Went up to their car and poured my Fireball on the hood and chucked a bunch of frosted flakes on it to make it ggggrrrreat! The jury of my peers reading this must note that I was extremely intoxicated at the time.
Have you ever spelled your name in the snow with your pee?
P.s. I forgot to mention they never caught me because I booked it over a fence and into my friends dorm.