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Parker 1st MRB

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  1. If you get a Beagle, prepare for constant howling. Beagles are the most abandoned dog in the world mainly because owners can not stand the continuous barking and howling. My neighbor has a beagle and it annoys the shit out of me every hour of the day. IT DOESN'T SHUT UP!

  2. He was busy trying to prove that 2 top lane in league is a viable strat and forgot what other obligations he had today and was deep into research.

    Or johnson is trolling from the start

    Both are very plausible so I added them to the list. No one knows for sure what happened to him.

    I regret nothing.

    I knew it! Why Bradley? WHY?!?!?!

    All these options and no one can be sure what happened, but perhaps the answer you seek lies within the ribbon...

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  3. That would be the best Team Canada roster. Why weren't you in charge of selecting? Yzerman = Retard.

    I wouldn't take that team to Sochi! Crosby, Stamkos, Weber, Tavares, and Toewes aren't even on it! I just made another team from the players who didn't make Team Canada, I was illustrating the fact that Canada has enough talent to have 2 teams competing in the Olympics. Plus, I'm pretty sure Yzerman is a competent enough GM for Canada since he put together the last team that won gold four years ago.

  4. I wasn't too happy when I heard about our goalies but then I realized I was overreacting, we have solid netminders back there. By far, Finland has the best trio of goalies there's no arguing that, but after that I would say it's a neck-and-neck race for second between Canada and USA, and in my opinion Canada is a bit better.

    This team is a dream team for Canada, I'm expecting great things from a country that could easily put up another team in Sochi:

    Logan Couture - Joe Thornton - Martin St. Louis

    Taylor Hall - Eric Staal - Claude Giroux

    Milan Lucic - Mike Richards - Jordan Eberle

    Andrew Ladd - Tyler Seguin - James Neal

    Jason Spezza - Jarome Iginla

    Marc Staal - Brent Seabrook

    Dion Phaneuf - Dan Boyle

    Kris Letang - Kevin Bieksa

    Mark Giordano - Francois Beauchemin

    Marc-Andre Fleury

    Josh Harding

    Corey Crawford

  5. So now we know if Texas ever goes to war with the rest of the world, they're gonna use every man, woman, and child to fight in it. That speech the coach gave at the beginning of the video was ridiculous.

    I played almost every sport when I was a kid and it gave me the opportunity when I was older to represent my high school in 7 different sports and my university in 1, but throughout all those years playing sports there was never a time when I didn't have fun playing them. Those Texans are complete assholes to those kids, they might argue it'll make them better players, but I'd argue it won't make them a better person. You can't teach talent, they either have it or they don't so why put them through hell to pretend like some of them do. They're kids, let them have fun.

  6. ***CONTEST UPDATE***
    Contest Day 20 out of 20

    IT'S THE END OF THE CONTEST AS WE KNOW IT!



    Contest Winners:

    1st Place

    Pfc. T. Heresy [1st MRB] with 4d 22:07h



    2nd Place

    Pfc. W. Jensen [1st MRB] with 3d 10:31h



    3rd Place

    Lafy |ßÄЯ| with 2d 15:21h



    -------------------

    BONUS PRIZE WINNER:


    Total Recruited: 19
    GOAL ACHIEVED!

    Top Recruiter: Pvt. T. Heresy [1st MRB] got 9 recruits


    We will be in contact with the winners to give them their prizes! Great job everyone!
  7. Reading this thread actually makes me want to watch ice hockey. I'm going to find some highlights and see if I understand what the hell is going on.

    Awesome! I'm always in the mood to explain the game to people who are interested so if you find me in vent just hop in my channel and I'll tell you which teams you shouldn't cheer for *cough* Vancouver Canucks *cough* and which teams you should *cough* Toronto Maple Leafs *cough* ;)

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