Yamagata 1st MRB

Bryant. Congrats, Your on the list kiddo. You're* lucky that I've posted my nominations already

Almost broke two rules. You're trying to hard.

Seconding Parker and Englebretson

I'm a paranoid driver, I'm also a very passive driver, some might call it courteous, but in my head, everyone else has the right-of-way (except when I'm at a 4-Way stop and people are stupid and don't know how to take turns, when it is "my turn" I will go, you may start rolling, but I will lean on the horn if you try to go). Traffic is my weakness, I won't force my way through to get to my exit so sometimes I end up stuck in the flow of traffic then taking the next or even the one after the next and have to back track... I also tend to get nervous when going to a new place so I will take the wrong turns and get lost quite a bit. I'm not a bad driver, I've never had close calls or received a ticket (*knock on wood*) and I don't drive too slow or anything like that, but my friends tend to get annoyed when they ride with me. And more times than not, I'm arrive few minutes later than I would like.

Post two names of members you feel have truly earned the title and coveted helmet of "The Unit Retard!" The first ten names to get two nominations will be in the vote. Rules: 1. You cannot nominate yourself. 2. You cannot nominate non-unit members: ---This includes Recruits, Retirees, BAR, Civilians and Distinguished Civilians (resigned members) 3. Only one post with nominations per member. I will ignore multiple nominations. ---You cannot nominate a name twice in your post. 4. Once a name has been nominated twice, nominate someone else. ---Don't waste your nomination! 5. No hard feelings, do not get offended if you are nominated or not nominated... Let the nominations begin! Finals: 1. Thomas 2. Percy 3. Martinez 4. Johnson 5. Mellott 6. Englebretson 7. Parker 8. Bryant 9. Brown 10. Maines Voting begins as soon as we have 10 names! Current Nominations: Fujiwara Pandalsson McKenzie Takel Branem Cribari Baker Yamagata Cast Jones Dawson Holland Richards **EDIT** Extended to 10 names due to the amount of nominations we're getting!

Command Staff is stuck with whatever battalion position they hold as their forum rank, sorry McD. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, you're a "Forum Spam-a-lot" as of 2700 posts.

It's been over 6 months since we re-vamped the Forum Ranks, have you noticed any secret ranks? What's your favorite rank so far? Any ideas for a new secret rank? When you reach 7600 posts, what will you call yourself?

Be kind to those that get their history lessons from Television and Blockbuster Films, hahaha. Who needs a college edumacation when you have Hollywood?

Dubstep and all?

This is a used router? Are you trying to connect over WiFi or direct line? With any router you need to set up your preferences, have you done anything with the preferences? It kind of sounds like you are connecting through a guest access point.

Also see 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling

I saw the title and thought of this video:

No, I save all the toilet paper for the officer's latrines. But hey, you've got the device for your ribbon!

Day one: 156 - 0

Note: Any and all posts in the Slope Chute do not count towards your post count.

"Stay away from the Iron Horse, it kicks." Classic.

Lies, the draft was at 7:15 EST!

Welcome to the three-digit post-count club.

I don't think you can see your own beam, isn't it just going to be a bright circle of light directly in front of you that illuminates the props n' stuff?

I want to apply today!

Happy Birthday!