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I was only able to recover half of the epic recruitment fight we had from console but here it is:

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Harding blows dogs for quarters. Come watch at www.1stmarineraiders.com

Pfc. D. Harding [1st MRB]: Animal fucks possums for welfare checks. Come see at 1stmarineraiders.com

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Hardings pro at riding saddles. Not horses though. Train with him at www.1stmarineraiders.com

Craftkiller: Hardings performs misionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. See it at www.1stmarineraiders.com

Pfc. D. Harding [1st MRB]: Animal pays hobos to lick his dingleberries at 1stmarineraiders.com

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Harding does battle with other mens purple helmeted spartans of love. Stories on www.1stmarineraiders.com

Pfc. D. Harding [1st MRB]: I saw animal at a lemon party. Theres no joke to that.

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Harding is on top on meatspin

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: he's sat through 10,000 spins

Craftkiller: K98s arn't just for shooting anymore, find out more at 1stmarineraiders.com

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: If harding was any more retarded, he'd be watered twice a week

Leon St. James: harding's gotta make sure he greases that balloon knot up 'til it's nice n' shiny

Pfc. D. Harding [1st MRB]: animal is so retarded, he makes the special olympics seem normal

Leon St. James: and when he pushes down on that meaty rod, he looks towards heaven and yells Hallelujah!

Leon St. James: harding was raped at a Run DMC concert with a shard of glass

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Harding robs hookers at the 4 corners. Documentary on www.1stmarineraiders.com

Pfc. D. Harding [1st MRB]: Animal kicks 12 year old girls in the vag at 1stmarineraiders.com

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: I do perform abortions for free, it's true

Leon St. James: i performed a vasectomy on harding by uppercutting him in the stinky wallet

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Harding takes the last name of his male spouse. Witness their matrimony at www.1stmarineraiders.com

Leon St. James: Harding got dumptrucked by a WWI vet last night. See the video at 1stmarineraiders.com

(Dead) Bill Nye the Zombie guy|ßÄЯ|: Oh God, my sides, the laughter!

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Oh god, my ass, the pain! Says harding after a hard day of work on the corner

Leon St. James: when god gives you lemons, you suck god off and throw the lemons at harding's taint

Pfc. D. Harding [1st MRB]: Animal fucks goats with his dick wrapped in sandpaper

ΛИīMλL |ßÄЯ|: Harding rufies drinks at the blue oyster(Gay Bar). Stories on www.1stmarineraiders.com

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I understand the word 'retard' gets tossed around a lot on the internet, but the constant use of it there is offensive.

If I wasn't already in the unit, as someone with a very mentally handicapped brother, I sure as fuck wouldn't enlist.

...word of the unit - RESPECT. That's not how to get people to enlist - that's how to turn people OFF from our server for good.

...sad.

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If this was in the chat in the pub server I'm pissed. Guys if this shit happens again and I hear about you are all getting banned for awhile. This is not how you act in the pub server.

Understood. Never again.

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