Do you enjoy DODS? Your damned to hell.

[S. Richards]

Possibly thee best game reviews *Insert Sarcasm*. Have fun and let the hilarity ensue

The level of distortion this guy pulls off of video games is beyond me. Most games understood, but Portal? C'mon guy.

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html

Edited July 1, 2011 by S. Richards 1st MRB

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

:|

My old priest played rock band, and probably knows more about theology than these people.

[Mamora BAR]

I dont even know what to say.....except that i stopped reading the RDR review after the whole redemption is through god blah blah blah...and i wanted those last 5 seconds of my life back.

[Hastings]

What a piece of shit. He doesnt know anything about any of the games he is "reviewing", he just takes the fanatical and stereotypical approach of anti-videogame spokespeople. GTA is about killing prostitutes? Go to hell bible boy.

[Takel 1st MRB]

This has to be a joke right? Right?

Holy shit, the whole "minecraft is a game about christianity" thing had me cracking up.

I'm gonna say that this is a parody site (please say it is, please).

Edited July 1, 2011 by Takel 1st MRB

[I have no arms BAR]

Yeah I seriously hope this is parody...I mean I'm a Christian and I think this is stupid.

Edited July 1, 2011 by I have no arms ßÄR

[I have no arms BAR]

You leave the cats out of this! They're innocent I say@@!@@!!

[Boutton 1st MRB]

Yeah I seriously hope this is parody...I mean I'm a Christian and I think this is stupid.

Sadly No Arms is probably not a parody. My friend goes to a church that sensors a lot of things like video games, or at least attempts to... I didn't read a whole lot of these but I found this quote funny...

"Will Right, the guy who made Spore, is a professed Atheist, so he likes to deceive people with so-called "satire" (which is really just an elitist way of saying "lies"... did you know that the word "satire" is really a combination of the words "Satan" and "ire"? It's true, I read it somewhere.)"

Being an intelligent person (also if this is a true attempt of review ANYTHING EVER) I believe saying "It's true, I read it somewhere" means you are A) Lazy and won't look up where you read it, Crafting a truth, C) An idiot...

[I have no arms BAR]

WOW seriously? Satire is Satan + ire?

*Facepalm*

[Boutton 1st MRB]

Ummm. There is a link at the bottom of this site that is probably the creepiest thing I have ever seen that is related to the church... It is a "Baby Jesus Simulator" in response to what some lady says happens in the Nintendo DS Game Baby Simulator (after giving he baby a bath it aparently says "Islam is the light") Baby Jesus Simulator

[I have no arms BAR]

Icky.

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

If this is a spoof its a huge well thouvght out one cause damn their church page is full of shit all lead by a youth pastor who goes by the name skeet

SKEET!!

[Cribari]

this site is a joke.