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HAHA! That would be me freaking the fuck out at the telemarketer... They always call my house, asking for another person. I say: "He doesn't live here." THen they go to ask: "Well, would YOU like to take part in this survey?" I tell them to shut the fuck up and then hang up the phone. Oh, and yes, that's jonesy keeping his cool!

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Elder Forum Blow-Up Doll

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Oh dear god haha

That Dell Call is FUCKING HILAIROUS!!

Dell support:"Did you try holding down the power button For 10 seconds?"

Customer:"Yeah- i already did-... okay... FUCK!"

*10 seconds go by*

Customer: "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THIS IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!"

Dell support: "Have a nice day Sir."

Gotta love PC Ruh-Tards

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