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As not many of y'all know, I'm a firearms enthusiast. I'm a regular lurker of various firearm blogs like The Firearm Blog, SayUncle, View From The Porch, TTAG, Everyday No Days Off, Gun Nuts Media, Snowflakes in Hell, etc...

Besides the Drama Llama making it's way 'round our parts, so have this new thing. A bunch of wannabe operators setting up mall ninja tacitcool high speed low drag training schools. (Post 2)

So when we heard about it we flipped a table. Of course none of these guys liked it so they took down their mall ninja vids. The first time we were caught unawares. Then the second we saved it. The best saved though is this one:

I fail linking to youtube forever

WHATEVER YOU DO PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS SHIT.

And yes I found this funny even though they all could've killed each other.

Why is this on slope chute? Hell, I thought it was appropriate.

And if people didn't know: Mall Ninja:

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games. [Hair Pulling Blog Post, Read if you have time and sanity, but explains the origins of these people.]

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Tell Matt we need to get together before we all disappear. he's USAF so he should be the one flying out here. xP

And yes, I loved that clip.

Get your ass back from Saipan so we all can go drink sometime

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