The Imposter Waffles!!

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

I just had one of the most interesting conversations in my life, I hopped in the 1st MRB server only to see a Waffles of Mass Deliciousness there.

Heres just a snippit of the conversation that ensued.

3:49 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Imposter!

3:50 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): nay ritchie!

3:50 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): u stoldeded my name from mrb server!!!

3:50 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Pfft, now i know your an imposter, You cant even spell my name right

3:50 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): tsk tsk

3:51 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): i have been forced to hunt down all imposter waffles tonight

3:51 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): 0.o

3:51 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: pfft, i had this name before i joined 1st MRB

3:52 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: i used this vehicle of awesome nameleness back in DoD orig Beta!

3:52 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): I HAVE NEVER USED A NAME BESIDES THIS!

3:52 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: LIES!

3:52 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: PROPAGANDA!

3:52 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): tRUTHS!

3:53 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: I have my Sprays Back when i played CS, Made with hand crafted love in MS Paint!!!!

3:53 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): U know that i came into mrb one day and u was likeOMG THAT NAME ROXZORZ MY BOXZORZ I MUST HAVE and stolded it

3:54 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): U.U

3:54 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: You know you played with me on a server When you were at the young impressionable age of the perpetually retarded, Saw my name and was like OMG THAT NAME ROXZORZ MY BOXZORZ I MUST HAVE and stolded it

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): NOW U TWEAK MY MATERIAL!?

3:55 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: I repurpous it for a greater cause!!! that of the True Waffles!!

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): u even have next to your name a (2)

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): proving u is the imposter

3:55 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: no no no, you sir, have a(2)

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): NO YOU

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): lol

3:55 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: 3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): NO YOU

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): lol

3:55 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): <---real wafflesomd

3:56 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): Waffles of Mass Deliciousness (2): no no no, you sir, have a(2)

3:56 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Let us prove this in the battlefield of your choosing

3:56 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: The way real men do

3:56 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): u dont want this

3:56 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: No sir, YOU, do not want this

3:57 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): hmm...let me look thru your games

3:57 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: there is a plethora, All of which, i have used the WMD Tag

3:58 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): i have been wmd since the dawn of time

3:58 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): nay before time even exsisted

4:00 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: I hav ebeen wmd since before even the concept of time existed, before the first atom was split, before the great nutsack of the universe ever decided seed the universe!

4:00 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): but even if i manage to reclaim my name from the clutches of your evil fingers there are another 10 who have stolded it as well

4:00 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: .... fucking really?~!

4:00 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): YES

4:00 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): i decided hey ima google my user name

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): turns out

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): theres

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): 11

4:01 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: fuck all of these people

4:01 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): then i clickded ur aliases an i was like WHORE

4:02 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): most of them seem pretty inactive

4:02 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: as they should,

4:02 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: this name is only deserving of those who are worthy

4:02 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: unlike some people in this converstaion who are not me

4:03 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): silence doppleganger

4:03 AM - Waffles of Mass Deliciousness: Harlot

4:03 AM - Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness (2): ur like the god what was that movie the one with the plants who eat you at night and become you YOUR ONE OF THOSE!

Edited October 2, 2011 by Ritchey 1st MRB

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Its like looking in a mirror

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Waffles, now with twice the retardation.

[Ritchey 1st MRB]

Waffles, now with twice the retardation.

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

My mind, already raped my horrible DOD:S playing, went to a corner with a crate of Jack. He'll be back in a week.

[Dawson 1st MRB]

[Patrick 1st MRB]

Im confused, who is the original of you 11? maybe you all came up with the name on your own.

Im confused, who is the original of you 11? maybe you all came up with the name on your own.

[Cast 1st MRB]

anyone else confuzzed?

[Takel 1st MRB]

I lol'd, then my head started hurting...

[I have no arms BAR]

You know I've seen that guy in the server and wondered what was going on there. I thought you had resigned or something.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Weirdos....