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Yes. Got yelled at because the chain on our pit target broke, so I ripped it off cause it sliced open my hand and I was pissed.

Have you ever staged a battle to the death between a scorpion and a tarantula, and bet money on it?

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No but I was so hungover that I sharted myself once in class. Passed it off as butt sweat to deny the cold hard truth ;)

Have you ever been so drunk that you take a shit in your front yard, pass out inside, and wake up the next morning and upon viewing the heap of feces in the front yard all the memories of last night are revisited?

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Close, but not qute, i was outside at the time.

Have you ever outrun a police officer/security guard who was trying to apprehend you for some bullshit charge (e.g. vandalism, disorderly conduct etc, in my case for doing parkour)

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Yes, campus police my 1st year of University. It was night time and I was drunk, I had a bottle of Fireball in one hand and a box of frosted flakes in the other. Went up to their car and poured my Fireball on the hood and chucked a bunch of frosted flakes on it to make it ggggrrrreat! The jury of my peers reading this must note that I was extremely intoxicated at the time.

Have you ever spelled your name in the snow with your pee?

P.s. I forgot to mention they never caught me because I booked it over a fence and into my friends dorm.

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No, but I did go into the Family/handicapped restroom because there was a line for the men's. I had no idea that they had that bathroom and that it is so huge!

Have you ever fallen asleep in one class and wake up during a completely different class? (Extra Credit: Was the class you woke up in having a quiz and you were so embarrassed that you took the quiz?)

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Thankfully no, came close to it one time though, but it was one hell of a mad waddle/sprint to the bathroom.

Have you ever had sex in a public place and gotten caught?

Oh wow at the risk of severely embarrassing myself...yeah. Me and my first girlfriend were in a parked car in a park parking lot (wow that's a lot of parks) and a cop rolled up. So awkward. Knocked on the window and everything, flashlight blazing.

Have you ever eaten cat food?

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Yes, I held my breath and constricted my body too hard in french class that blacked out (nice little creepy out ob body experience there) and woke up with my head in the lap of the girl beside me. She was screaming and the teacher was so worried!

Have you ever Barked at someone that was walking away (at least 50 meters away) and they spun around thinking it was a dog? {Bonus if they started to run}

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No, but at my brothers Bachelor party the stripper got him onstage and used his belt as a leash and made him crawl around barking at people for money.

Have you ever poured a bowl of cereal, then realizing you are out of milk, used water instead. Bonus points if you have used tea. :P

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