Have you ever...

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Ok rules are simple. Just post something you have seen or done and put have you ever in front of it. If you have done it details details details if not post something anyways.

Have you ever been so drunk you had to sit down to pee?

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

Nope.

Have you ever done anything stupid on a range the Range Master yells at you? (I played too much with the elevation knob in scout camp...it near the top of the bunker....)

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

Yes. Got yelled at because the chain on our pit target broke, so I ripped it off cause it sliced open my hand and I was pissed.

Have you ever staged a battle to the death between a scorpion and a tarantula, and bet money on it?

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

No, but I have staged a battle between a praying mantis and a black widow.

Have you ever accidentally tried to board a plane that wasn't your flight?

[Parker 1st MRB]

No, but I was extremely late to board my plane one time that they called out my name multiple times over the PA.

Have you ever drank too much that you puked up what you thought was blood but then realized it was the bottle of wine you drank?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Yes. It was the 2nd time I decided to get drunk on some cheap red wine and just about passed out at the sight of red everywhere.

Have you ever slept so long that you woke up and thought it was the next day and got ready for work/school?

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

Yes. I was knocked out that when I checked my phone I had multiple voice messages from my parents.

Have you ever cooked something complex and it turned out good?

[Sarsons]

Definitely! I love to cook and I seem to be better at that then DoD

Have you ever had a flatulence (gas) attack while in class?

[S. Richards]

No but I was so hungover that I sharted myself once in class. Passed it off as butt sweat to deny the cold hard truth

Have you ever been so drunk that you take a shit in your front yard, pass out inside, and wake up the next morning and upon viewing the heap of feces in the front yard all the memories of last night are revisited?

[Ford 1st MRB]

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever called your girlfriend someone else's name in bed?

[Jones 1st MRB]

No and if I did I'm sure I would not be hear to tell the tale

Have you ever been so drunk that you lean out the passenger door of a car and puke all over a passer by's dog, look down and say you dont remember eating that?

[Giovannoli 1st MRB]

No i cant say i have..

Have you ever gone up from behind a chick and slapped her ass thinking it was your gf but you were to drunk to notice it wasnt untill she turned around and hit you across the face?

[Berg 1st MRB]

yes i have and her mom did not like the butt slapp!

Have you ever been so drunk at a party the next morning you woke up in a diffrent contry and no friends around?

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

No. But then Washington DC is like...should be counted as its own little country.

Have you ever fucked up a simple meal and almost burned the house down?

[Takel 1st MRB]

Close, but not qute, i was outside at the time.

Have you ever outrun a police officer/security guard who was trying to apprehend you for some bullshit charge (e.g. vandalism, disorderly conduct etc, in my case for doing parkour)

[Parker 1st MRB]

Yes, campus police my 1st year of University. It was night time and I was drunk, I had a bottle of Fireball in one hand and a box of frosted flakes in the other. Went up to their car and poured my Fireball on the hood and chucked a bunch of frosted flakes on it to make it ggggrrrreat! The jury of my peers reading this must note that I was extremely intoxicated at the time.

Have you ever spelled your name in the snow with your pee?

P.s. I forgot to mention they never caught me because I booked it over a fence and into my friends dorm.

[Maines]

Yes i did, It was a dare my cousin made me do.

Have you ever yelled out something ridiculous during a class or other completely quiet place?

[Cast 1st MRB]

Yes I did all the time, we used do start doing 'We Will Rock You' and the clapping to our IT teacher, he was a dick

Have you ever needed the toilet so badly that you when into the mens (for you guys the ladies) loo

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

No, but I did go into the Family/handicapped restroom because there was a line for the men's. I had no idea that they had that bathroom and that it is so huge!

Have you ever fallen asleep in one class and wake up during a completely different class? (Extra Credit: Was the class you woke up in having a quiz and you were so embarrassed that you took the quiz?)

[I have no arms BAR]

Can't say I ever have, but judging by the highly detailed description I think I know someone that has.

Have you ever pooped your pants?

[I have no arms BAR]

Thankfully no, came close to it one time though, but it was one hell of a mad waddle/sprint to the bathroom.

Have you ever had sex in a public place and gotten caught?

Oh wow at the risk of severely embarrassing myself...yeah. Me and my first girlfriend were in a parked car in a park parking lot (wow that's a lot of parks) and a cop rolled up. So awkward. Knocked on the window and everything, flashlight blazing.

Have you ever eaten cat food?

Edited October 3, 2011 by I have no arms ßÄR

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

Yes I have, I used to work in a veterinary clinic and I had a bet going with a secretary and vet tech. Taste just like it smells, those dry dog treats are the worst. Absolutely tasteless.

Have you ever knocked yourself unconscious without using drugs?

[Sarsons]

Yes, I held my breath and constricted my body too hard in french class that blacked out (nice little creepy out ob body experience there) and woke up with my head in the lap of the girl beside me. She was screaming and the teacher was so worried!

Have you ever Barked at someone that was walking away (at least 50 meters away) and they spun around thinking it was a dog? {Bonus if they started to run}

[Ford 1st MRB]

No, but at my brothers Bachelor party the stripper got him onstage and used his belt as a leash and made him crawl around barking at people for money.

Have you ever poured a bowl of cereal, then realizing you are out of milk, used water instead. Bonus points if you have used tea.

[Parker 1st MRB]

No, but I used orange juice one time and beer another time.

Have you ever told a hooker that she should pay you for your time?