Have you ever...

[Kabasares]

Nope, I don't prowl around San Francisco that late at night in search of hookers, though they're easy to spot.

Have you ever messed up while giving a speech, or performing an instrument in front of a crowd?

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

Frequently. I tend to stutter and what seemed like a very powerful speech on paper ends up being delivered by Charlie Brown's teacher in the Peanuts cartoons.

Have you ever imitated an stereotypical accent and fooled a telemarketer into thinking you were that stereotype? (Faux-Indian, redneck, etc...)

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

Yes, I used to see how much I could get telemarketers to believe. I once had a conversation for a good 5 minutes with one lady about how my mom had been 'abducted by aliens' and was no longer available to take calls.

Have you ever willingly taken your pants off and walked home in your underwear?

[Cayen]

for safety purposes (because zahl might watch this) i will neither deny or say i have but it was funny at the time

have you ever dropped on the floor at a mall and started screaming the voices OMG!!!!! they are everywhere!!!!

[S. Richards]

No, but I use to run across the DDR machines while people were "dancing" to piss them off and break their "combo" at the lan center in my mall, and I also frequently hold the elevator door open so the people on the floor below wait extremely long to use it for no reason whatsoever.

Have you ever tried to decapitate your father (Who's a police officer) with an electric guitar while high on PCP, who then proceeds to call up the police himself to have backup put you in an ambulance and keep you tied down to a stretcher, all because he simply denied you the right to use the car to hook up with a booty call?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Ummmm no.....

Have you ever showed up to school on Halloween dressed up as a can of peanuts only to realize Halloween wasn't for another week?

[Parker 1st MRB]

No and to add to this: Engle you fail at life because 1. You were early for Halloween and 2. Who the hell dresses up as a can of nuts?

Have you ever been so tired and drunk that you couldn't make it to the bathroom so you pissed into a beer bottle that was next to you and went back to sleep?

[Ford 1st MRB]

Sadly yes, and once I was so drunk I pissed in a friends closet, thinking it was the bathroom.

Have you ever called a random person from the phone book to see how long you could convince them that you know each other? (14 minutes was my personal best)

[Pangilinan 1st MRB]

Nope.

Have you ever decided to plan a route and then end up getting so lost and demoralized that you use your rescue azimuth and then told to try again by the guy running the land nav? (No, but I'm curious.)

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

Negative.

Have you ever thought you had to fart, then you start to fart and a little poop slides (or sprays) out into your underwear forcing you to have to change drawers or smell like shit?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

No. What is with people and sharting?

Have you ever sent pictures of yourself half naked hanging upside down on a jungle gym puking to everyone on your contact list including your parents and relatives?

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

No Can't say that I have!

Have you ever gotten your pant leg stuck in the chain and spokes of your bicycle, then crash head first through the back window of a moving vehicle only to realize it was your father running you over?

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Bike and pants part yes father part no.

Have you ever gone to school thinking your backpack was full of school shit but found out that it contained 4 bottles of booze that happened to fall out when you got on the bus?

[Maines]

Yes, but it wasn't booze, it was my knifes.

have you ever gotten so drunk, or high, that you seen a sort of mythical creature flying by?

(BTW I love this topic )

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

No.

Have you ever told a girl (while you're making out, or having sex), "baby, I just wanna plunk it in your butt and pee"?

[Parker 1st MRB]

No. Goodwin you are too classy for me.

Have you ever made KD mac and cheese and realized you were out of milk and butter so you used water?

[Giovannoli 1st MRB]

yes and that was a very unhappy day!

have you ever walked in on someone having sex. Then proceed to run up to the one on top and slap their ass then run away?

[Maines]

No, But I was tempted once.

Have you ever run into an old girlfriend and not even talk, just make out like crazy?

[Branem 1st MRB]

Thank God no!

Have you ever been photographed at a party, and the picture posted on Facebook the

next day reveals that you apparently think about Turner when you're drunk?

example:

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

No not really, um maybe no again.

Have you ever gotten in trouble as a child and get so upset, paint your feet black and say you were running away to Africa.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Um noo....

Have you been tricked into sniffing pixie stix?

[Brown]

Thank God no!

Have you ever been photographed at a party, and the picture posted on Facebook the

next day reveals that you apparently think about Turner when you're drunk?

example:

looooooooooove it! lol

And no McDowell, have not.

Have you ever gotten really hammered, gotten lost downtown, then decided to just wander around with friends until the metro starts up again?

[Maines]

Yes, but it was the bus to head back home. Ended up

Getting my parents to pick me up.

Have you ever played Bloddy Knuckles with someone?

(bloody knuckles is when you both scratch our knuckles

Against a hard surface to see who bleeds first)

[Ford 1st MRB]

nope.

Have you ever gotten off work, got hammered at a bar, given some random girl your phone number, and realized the next morning it was your girlfriends number and you only realize this because your girlfriend is now pissed at you? (this is going to take a lot of ass kissing to get out of)