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You mean the My Little crab cake site where every guy who doesn't have a girlfriend or even kissed a girl goes to?

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There you go. :P

She's right I don't have a gf...I have a wife. And my daughter likes care bears does that count? ;)

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Yama, i tried, I really did. I got to the 10 minute mark and was like, Done. No more. I'd like to state that the Pegasuses/unicorn thing thats in the first 1:30 minutes look like a real stuck up bitch...

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Talked to one of my friends. Now he is gay, but hes like the manliest gay guy ever, I didnt know he was gay for like the first 4 months i knew him (he'll go to strip clubs and shit, really he one of the guys, except he likes guys.) He is a bronie, says the reason why is for the the plots are complex and the jokes are cool. And he'll kick somebodys ass if they say its for faggots.

Dont call him a faggot, he gets pissed. We were chilling at a bar, me, him, his boyfriend (who is a camp gay, but still cool.) my buddy jeff, and josh and josh's girl and her friend. Just chilling, and 3 or 4 redneck fuckers come up to them, starting shit, calling them homos and fags. I was buying another round of jack, but i hear this loud fleshy smack from across the bar, he had enough, got up and slammed one of the rednecks into a table. Of course like any good friend i run over there (yes fat guys can run) and get my bros back. I got a shiner and a few brusies (fat is like natures body armor lol) ad the rednecks i fought got worse, broke his nose, and split his lip, and i broke his wrist when he tripped over a chair reeling from a punch. Good night, except i didnt get that chicks number...

Oh and best yet, he was a regular and knew the bartender, so we got off for self defense or something, i was kinda drunk, just dont remember how we didnt goto jail.

Now ask what that story gots to do with crab cake enthusiasts, not a damn thing. I just like telling it.

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