UFC 140

[Parker 1st MRB]

Wow huge night for submissions. Jones a standing guillotine choke on Machida? WHAT?!?!?! Crazy ending there and Jones is seriously the best fighter in the UFC right now hands down. GSP is great, but he's hurt right now and will be for awhile. Jon "Bones" Jones continues to amaze me.

Frank Mir vs. Nogueira, two submission artists so you knew someone was gonna tap out in this one. It was a little slow to start with the two wrestling standing up but then Nogueira just destroyed Mir with a punch and sent him to the ground. On the ground Mir somehow (which I'm still trying to figure out) got Nogueira in a kimura and broke Nogueira's arm in two. Mir won with a kimura!!1!11

Dear Dana White, please don't give Tito anymore fights. He's old, done, and a meathead. I met Tito Ortiz when I went to Vegas, he is a cocky mother fucker with really nothing to be bragging about. He got demolished tonight from literally a ground and pound by the other twin Nogueira. Tito never even had a chance, do UFC a favor and retire Tito.

[Wingate]

Dear Dana White, please don't give Tito anymore fights. He's old, done, and a meathead. I met Tito Ortiz when I went to Vegas, he is a cocky mother fucker with really nothing to be bragging about. He got demolished tonight from literally a ground and pound by the other twin Nogueira. Tito never even had a chance, do UFC a favor and retire Tito.

Right on!! Tito will never wear the gold again, he's only good at beating up old dudes and starting shit. YOU DIGG!!