Who would you like to go out drinking with?

[Lehman 1st MRB]

Ok so this topic is a bullshit topic just to see who in the unit, just one person or a group, you would like to go out drinking with and why

post like so...

Ford, Parker, and Englebretson

Ford because with the two of us horny hymen slayin bastards together you know everybody's gettin laid that night

Parker because of his hilarious drunken ramblings on Canada day, you know he's a blast to drink with

Engle because he laughs like a schoolgirl alot and he'd be entertaining

[Costa 1st MRB]

Goodman, Kevin Swartz, Parker

Goodman because he says some stupid shit when he's tired and I would like to hear the shit he would say drunk.

Kevin, because he's drunk all the time so he could probably drive us home.

Parker because him + alcohol = fucking priceless.

Also god help you if you ever find me drunk.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Kevin, he would be able to navigate the wavy looking world to get us home in one piece

Wingate, he would punch a lot of people and being drunk i would find that hilarious

Kirk, i have a feeling he would let go of his up tightyness (no offense kirk) and be the life of the party.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

hell yeah, kirk would become a little slut and i know it, he'd take all the chicks home and leave you with none haha

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

chicks as in big hairy mexican men then yes he would

[Vivid]

GMoney- Yakshima.

Ford- I will finally be able to use my nitrile gloves on him. >

Lehman- He actually lives close enough for me to go out with. And he's super cool.

[Ford 1st MRB]

I'd take you all out drinking with me, and as soon as one of you passed out, I draw a huge cock on your cheek that pointed right at your mouth. Then film your ass and put it on YouTube.

I don't really have anyone in particular..

Parker is usually mean to me when he drinks. So I'll hire a hooker to keep him happy.

Costa would probably be a gay drunk, hugging me way too many times.

Jasko would get drunk and explain to me his real fascination with unicorns.

Mike and Kevin would get trashed and I would instigate a fight between them just for the fun of it.

Kirk would be the philosophical drunk, explaining why the alcohol is getting hm drunk and what it is chemically doing to him.

Engle would be another hugger.

Lehman... not even gonna go there.

Zachow and Wingate would be trying to fight everyone.

Zahl would be the first one to pull out his cock. Probably halfway through his first beer.

Gooderham would probably be yelling at every girl that walked by to touch his penis.

Goodman and Tryba would be the designated Costa Patrol. No drinks for you two.

G Money would be telling stories about the war. I'd probably find him a wheelchair and reffer to him as Lt. Dan the rest of the night.

Mamora would be the first one to get knocked out for grabbing some other dude's girlfriends ass.

Weatherdon would be the DD. Designated Decoy. We send him swerving in one direction to grab the cops attention while we all go the other way. (don't worry, we bail you out later.)

Yamagata would be our Jukebox DJ, taking requests and a pocket full of quarters is a big responsibility when your drunk.

Sorley would be talking to the bartender about investing in some sturdier barstools.

Vivid would be showing me exactly what she is wanting to do with those gloves. (with me praying it's not a colonoscopy)

Everyone else would be shooting pool with me while I secretly am drinking Coca Cola and taking all your money on the pool table.

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Zahl would be the first one to pull out his cock. Probably halfway through his first beer.

so true

[Vivid]

It's okay, Ford. By the time I got the nitrile gloves on, you'd be way too drunk to care.

[Zahl 1st MRB]

Rofl... id come naked...

[Warren 1st MRB]

might as well just jump right to the point eh zahl...

When i get drinking im a prick to everybody. I would need a good crew to compliment that.

Id take Lehman and Ford just because i know they can be a prick too, so when one person cant think of something nasty to say you can fall back on the other person for support.

Parker because he is Canadian and knows how to drink mans beer unlike poor folks south of the border

Weatherdon for musical entertainment

Zachow, because every group needs an ugly duckling to make the rest look better. And once he gets drunk enough we could draw cocks on his cheeks that point towards his mouth.

[Vivid]

Rofl... id come naked...

Then I want to drink with you too. Oh, and I'll invite Lehman so you two could get it on like Donkey Kong.

[Lehman 1st MRB]

negative, chicks only. and no fat chicks. period.

[Vivid]

Ouch. Guess you're not drinking with me then.

[Weatherdon 1st MRB]

Well i guess that i would start with

Parker- Because i know the dude can make me laugh! And he is some funny shit!

Kevin- He would be laughing just as much as me, and i know that he would not pass out after drinking a shit load of Beers!

Jasko- You always haft to have a friend that sounds like a gay old man lol.....oh yeah and those big bug eye's too! Wah!

Warren- Partner in crime with the Halo theme song lol ! And don't get me in trouble again you bastard ! lol

Weimert- He would just be going around and punching all you guys the whole night lol ! Dam kid can drink too!

The rest of you would be just laughing at me the rest of the night anyways! DrunkenYooper!!!!!!!

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Parker because he is Canadian and knows how to drink mans beer unlike poor folks south of the border

What about me? I am Canadian!

Gooderham would probably be yelling at every girl that walked by to touch his penis.

It's because its big right?

[Parker 1st MRB]

Alright I'm going put a spin on it and talk about pairs I would want to go drinking with...

Ford and Lehman - You know the entire night these two are gonna be pissing people off and trying to get chicks while laughing the entire time. Entertaining Combo!

Warren and Gooderham - I'd like to see my fellow Canadians drunk and talk about hockey all night. Awesome Combo!

Goodman and Costa - these two together are fucking halarious and Costa would probably end up saying "Wanna see my egg trik?" and trying to draw penises on people's face after they passed out. Goodman would be pissed off at his ex the whole night and would just sit there cursing her until he forgot why he was out that night! Dangerous Combo!

Yamagata and Sorley - Yamagata would bring his ipod and take my requests for the night while Sorley and I would be discussing our knowledge of beer. Great Combo.

Kirkendall and Englebretson - Hopefully Kirk gets fucking wasted and tells me his hacks...i mean secrets on how he's so awesome at DOD:S while Engle would be yelling the most random 'your mom' jokes the entire night. Fun Combo.

Weatherdon and Weimert - You always need the funny/angry drinkers on your side during the night just in case there's a fight that breaks out or you need someone to do something really funny to get the party started. A critical Combo!

Zahl and Gerking - Well you need females present otherwise it would be a cock fest! Important Combo!

And who can forget the Swartz twins - When everyone is either passed out or puking in the corner you'll see Kevin at his table still drinking like nothing happened that night. Mike would bring cards and try to start a poker tourney, but he would probably be out cold after 4 beers! Amazing Combo!

[Tryba]

What you guys don't know about me... if we went drinking I'd show you a good time with a few of my best sleights and amazing magic... YES I AM A MAGICIAN!... just kind of hard to use that skill in this unit. anyway i'd blow your drunk asses out of the water with a few tricks then steal your wallets when you arn't looking!

But anyway, who would i go drinking with...

Goodman: cause I've known him so long and would love to see him wasted.

Phan: cause a drunk asian is a fun asian!

Costa: he says enough funny random stuff sober, I am hoping it gets better with a little booze!

Ford: need somebody to offset Costa's stupidity

Parker: So we can laugh together when Costa gets his head stuck in the toilet while throwing up!

[GMoney BAR]

Fuck ya all. I drink alone! Fuck Yo Couch! lols

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

Gmoney in 15yrs still drinking alone.

[Jasko]

Phan because i'd like to hear him drunk

Weatherdon because he's awesome

Costa because he might do something hilarious just as long as he doesn't touch my no no's

Collazo because he's crazy and that would just be funny to sit back and watch him yell at people

[Guest Phan 1st MRB]

I would like to thank Tryba and Jasko for including me in their posts . but uh I'll go with everyone in the unit cuz everybody is funny in their own way =).

[Jasko]

no mulligans phan lol

[Warren 1st MRB]

Alright I'm going put a spin on it and talk about pairs I would want to go drinking with...

Ford and Lehman - You know the entire night these two are gonna be pissing people off and trying to get chicks while laughing the entire time. Entertaining Combo!

Warren and Gooderham - I'd like to see my fellow Canadians drunk and talk about hockey all night. Awesome Combo!

Goodman and Costa - these two together are fucking halarious and Costa would probably end up saying "Wanna see my egg trik?" and trying to draw penises on people's face after they passed out. Goodman would be pissed off at his ex the whole night and would just sit there cursing her until he forgot why he was out that night! Dangerous Combo!

Yamagata and Sorley - Yamagata would bring his ipod and take my requests for the night while Sorley and I would be discussing our knowledge of beer. Great Combo.

Kirkendall and Englebretson - Hopefully Kirk gets fucking wasted and tells me his hacks...i mean secrets on how he's so awesome at DOD:S while Engle would be yelling the most random 'your mom' jokes the entire night. Fun Combo.

Weatherdon and Weimert - You always need the funny/angry drinkers on your side during the night just in case there's a fight that breaks out or you need someone to do something really funny to get the party started. A critical Combo!

Zahl and Gerking - Well you need females present otherwise it would be a cock fest! Important Combo!

And who can forget the Swartz twins - When everyone is either passed out or puking in the corner you'll see Kevin at his table still drinking like nothing happened that night. Mike would bring cards and try to start a poker tourney, but he would probably be out cold after 4 beers! Amazing Combo!

lol pure awesomeness

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

no mulligans phan lol

lol its ok phan if you drink alone gmoney does it all the time.