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Been gone awhile now with work. I'm home for a second long enough to hop online and tell you all HELLO!!! and I didn't forget about the unit. Work is good, travelling is fun both at the same time. PAIN IN MY ASS!

That being said with the kids and old lady at home (if I never check in again its because my Old Lady killed me for leaving her with the kids again while I go to work HAHAHA!) there are some fun notes to being out of town for work.

I will Present this in a top 10 list for your reading enjoyment.

10) What the hell was management looking for in my room while I was at work?

9) Why does my car always have a new mechanical problem when I am over 200 Miles from home?

8) How many small to medium sized animals will jump out in front of me while I'm commuting?

7) Nearest tool store is 45minutes away and then, one of your specialty tools (yay for pocket lasers) breaks.

5) Walking through the small town main street with all the locals staring at you. (dam out o' towneres took er jerbs!)

4) Watching the tweaker cleaning lady walk around and, placing bets on how long it will take for her to randomly twitch.

3) Honestly debating with yourself if it is worth buying a blacklight to check the motel room in.

2) Who's needle is that in my bed? I thought I threw mine away!

1) Learning to cook everything you normally eat in a microwave and, wondering why it still tastes better than Denny's food.

I will see you all soon this damn job can't last forever hehehe.

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I wouldn't do it. because do you honestly want to know how much semen is caked on say the kitchen counter? the drapes? the table you are doing your work on/playing games on? the answer to all of these questions for me is plain and simply no. I comet everything i can in a hotel room before I actually touch anything.

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Jebus! I was wondering where the hell you were. Hope things are going alright in wherever-you-are-ville.

Also, say hi to the number 6 for me when you run into him...

AHHAHHAAAHHAHA i had to talk a second look and yep no number 6. Nice eyes their Orozco.

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