Marine jokes

[McKenzie 1st MRB]

A Lance Corporal and a Sergeant had to share a tent on a field op, when they both woke up at night and looked at the stars.

THE Lance spoke up and said "Sergeant, when you see those stars, what does it say to you?"

The sergeant replied, " Well they tell me that its 135 am...Cosmically it tells me we are just a small speck in the massiveness of the universe, and religiously it tells me there has to be a higher power that created this beauty. What does it say to you Lance Corporal?"

The Lance paused for a second and spoke "Well it says to me someone stole our tent..."

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I am trying not to laugh out loud my roommates might think im crazy