Not about boners LOL

[Logsdon]

So to any of those who've served... And have went through boot camp... Did you have to worry about getting hard in barracks? I'm actually kind of scared of this happening to me

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

[Wells 1st MRB]

Call me crazy....but wouldn't most adults be mature enough to handle the fact that humans have needs? If you're afraid of other people mistaking your erection for arousal on their part...this is a different issue entirely.

[Bickford]

no you wouldnt have to worry about it because for 1. your with a bunch of guys, 2. you dont have porn, 3. your mind is on training, not fucking chicks. dont get me wrong, that didnt mean i didnt go and jack off on fire guard, but i did it in the stales that had doors. So to anwser your question, no you don't have to worry about that.

[Magoo]

OMG I have uncontrollable raging boners all the time!

I just beat mine into submission and then we shake on it and all is well.

If you get morning wood just lay flat on your back with your sheet over it and point at it with both hands and tell everyone to admire the glory.

[S. Richards]

I intentionally "chumped" my cock up half hard to make it look bigger than the rest while going through Health inspections on line. Win.

But here you go:

http://ehealthforum.com/health/uncontrolla...ns-t238144.html

And if all else fails, just slam your dick in a door a couple times.

[Griswold]

I intentionally "chumped" my cock up half hard to make it look bigger than the rest while going through Health inspections on line. Win.

But here you go:

http://ehealthforum.com/health/uncontrolla...ns-t238144.html

And if all else fails, just slam your dick in a door a couple times.

dah fuck Richards. I didn't click but i dont wanna know

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

@ Magoo: Win. I actually laughed, and considering I have NO heart whatsoever... well played sir.

@ Richards: That's fucked up man.

@Logsdon: WTF man? Are you worried about other guys asking why you have wood? Or are you concerned about the fact that you get wood around other guys? I'm not sure what you are actually asking.

[S. Richards]

@Logsdon: WTF man? Are you worried about other guys asking why you have wood? Or are you concerned about the fact that you get wood around other guys?

[Cutts]

Anti-Boner PROTIP:

Pick a topic which would genuinely scare you. I don't mean like "monsters under the bed", more like "some psycho killing your close familly".

Then think about it, and try to visualise yourself and how you would feel after it happened.

Boner goes away.

(Note: this probably only works if you're not turned on by death and violence... or at least, you'll have to pick something else to generate a fear/pain

response in yourself. Essentially the theory is to generate some emotion within yourself which is incompatible with your sexual arrousal.)