Coke or Pepsi

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

this is more of a generalized poll with coke being all coke products (gatorade, sprite, coke) or pepsi products (dr pepper, pepsi, mountain dew) so dont get mad at me for not putting up more choices.

[McCarthy]

I voted before I saw your post. Would have voted both. Out of coke n pepsi though.. pepsi tastes better but goes flat a lot faster. Mt. Dew pwns all.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

The only Pepsi owned soft drink I like is Dr. Pepper.

[Ford 1st MRB]

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

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There has been a lot of speculation about the effect of Coca Cola on the human stomach. There were those that said that the popular beverage could literally cause our intestines to melt if we drink to much of the stuff. Coca Cola always denied the rumors and said that their product is no worse than other soft drinks on the market and there was no official proof of the “dissolving effect“.

So a bunch of guys decided to conduct their own experiment and find out if the rumors are true. They just took a piece of red meat, put it in a plate and poured some Coca Cola over it. They left it there for two days and took some photos throughout their experiment. The Coke didn’t completely dissolve the meat but you can see that it doesn’t look like anything you’d like to have inside your body. And the smell was unbearable.

I’m sure pretty much everyone knew that Coca Cola wasn’t the healthiest drink on the market, but I for one didn’t think it could do that to flesh. No more Coke for me!

Suck on that coke lovers......

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

The only Pepsi owned soft drink I like is Dr. Pepper.

Pepsi doesn't own Dr. Pepper....

[Englebretson 1st MRB]

i thought pepsi owned rights to 7up which makes dr pepper

[Ford 1st MRB]

Well being as how I worked for pepsi, and know that they do in fact distribute Dr. Pepper, you are semi correct Gooderham.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

I'll take semi-correct. Having spent the weekend with my GF, it will be the first time I am right in a few days. Hehehehe.

[W. Myers]

Well being as how I worked for pepsi, and know that they do in fact distribute Dr. Pepper, you are semi correct Gooderham.

And then going further down this little spiral, its bottled by the Coca-Cola Bottling Company, which makes him semi-incorrect too. Anyhow, I drink them both, but I'd rather have a Mountain Dew. I swear, the army is powered by Mountain Dew and energy drinks. We'd all die if they disappeared.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

The Mormons own the Coca-Cola company, kind of funny is you ask me.

[Warren 1st MRB]

Coke taste like shit.. pepsi taste better but goes flat fast, and mountain dew is just wow.....

[McCarthy]

Coke taste like shit.. pepsi taste better but goes flat fast, and mountain dew is just wow.....

Couldnt have said it better myself!!!

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

I don't really like the Regular Pepsi or Coke Colas, however, I like Pepsi Twist and Vanilla Coke more, but I like Cherry Coke better than Cherry Pepsi.

Dr. Pepper is my favorite, Mt. Dew is #2 favorite... But I have to want them to drink them, I don't like Dr. Pepper everyday, so Mountain Dew is a good alternative.

Oh, and Root Beer takes the cake on all sodas.

[Janke 1st MRB]

Coke producst by far, nothing refreshes like Nestea!

[Clapp 5th RB]

pepsi products rank at the top of the soda hierarchy for myself, I really can't stand the added flavor drinks but originals are always my favorites.

[Ollhoff]

Pepsi is were its at

[Pina]

Pepsi for sure nothing is better!

[Zahl 1st MRB]

NUFF SAID!!

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

No way.

[Weatherdon 1st MRB]

Only way to go is Captain and Coke!

[Zachow 1st MRB]

Diet Mountain Dew Code Red = PWNSAUCE

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Diet Mountain Dew?

Gross...

[McCarthy]

Diet Mountain Dew?

Gross...

^^^

[W. Myers]

Thirded

Diet Mountain Dew sounds fucking awful.

[J. Anderson 1st MRB]

Lets revive this one, Coke,tastes SO much better than pepsi, pepsi tastes too dry it feels so dry so i always prefer Coke

Edited February 13, 2012 by J. Anderson 1st MRB