Does Your Daughter Listen to “A New Found Glory”?

[M. Johnson 1st MRB]

http://christwire.org/2011/07/does-your-da...ew-found-glory/

LOL

[Takel 1st MRB]

HAHAHAHAHAHA i love it

[Ultranator BAR]

What Goes on at Their Concerts?

Each song they play at their concerts are enticing your daughter’s baby holes with tingly feelings of sexual sin and fleshy sex poles of pre-martial penetration. Their shows are full of large milk sac chested harlots ready to be chloroformed and gang banged backstage by the band members and their roadies. Not to mention their signature “New Found Glory” Holes that they have around the stage. Each glory hole has a different “racial” sin snake poking out and is in plain sight for your daughters to see.

.... the fuck?

Now, I haven't listened to NFG in a while, and one, I have never heard them referred as "Never Follow God," but I never knew that their music was enticing so many baby holes...

[G. Wilson]

Somehow I always knew juiceheaded rapist's music of choice was New Found Glory

[Holland 1st MRB]

Preparing to exit the universe.

[Captain Giraffe BAR]

This is definitely not satiric. There is no way this over-the-top, mockingly written piece of satire is satirical...

I just love that they picked such a shit band

[Marsden 1st MRB]

New Found Glory holes Rofl rofl rofl.

Have been to an NFG show, no such holes. At least not when i was there. And to be honest if I was a good lil christian girl and read that I'd be like, ok who's first?

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

Lol:

"Foreign Dangers

Financial Turmoil In Europe Leads To Homosexuality Being Made Mandatory In All EU States"

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

OMFG! Wow Johnson! that is incredible!!

[Captain Giraffe BAR]

Seriously guys Christian wire is a satirical site, like the onion of Christianity. These aren't real things that real people believe, at least not the people writing the article

[Anders]

I knew it! No wonder all my babies have been made to NFG