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You're welcome.

You're welcome.

OMG this can't be happening

OMG this can't be happening

I'm talking in twos

I'm talking in twos

Now I'm in a loop

Now I'm in a loop

and I can't get out

and I can't get out

Someone call Yama

Someone call Yama

You just made my day kind sir!

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I'd just like to point out the massive typo "Girlfriend" in the title. I believe "Boyfriend" is the proper noun you were looking for.

I'd suggest;

trojan-magnum.jpg

But I'm guessing you would have enough rubber left over to make a raincoat.

Used condoms twice, didn't like it, never again. Call me lucky but I don't think a single one of my past stands or gf's have been on some sort of contraception.

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learn the history of AIDS it was called GRID before because it was so common along homosexual people

It's gay to learn the history about it.

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fuck, when I read the topic of this thread, I thought it would be a cute pic of this dude and his girl! Fuck that, I thought to myself. Now I see why it's so popular.

Personally, I prefer the durex ultra-sensitive condoms. Trojans have the texture of rubber dishwashing gloves.

And if you want your girl to have an ORGASM, you should just eat that pussy.

my two cents ;)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I am glad that you have had such a wonderful time on this thread. I encourage you to come again! Alas, I have some good and bad news... The good news, my girlfriend had her period last night! The bad news, with that being said, this thread is closed for maintenance. Please come back in 1-3 days.

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