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Or you can take my approach: cheat on your girlfriend of 5 months by sexting with this hot chick who finally started paying attention to you because you're 16 and a fucking idiot, then when she finds out and all her (your) friends turn against you and make your life a living hell for your last two years of high school, develop a crushing fear of commitment and avoid all serious relationships for the entirety of your college career.

Not super effective, but it will give you plenty of alone time to bone up on that Tolkien lore or to build that HG 1:140 scale gundam you've always wanted...

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Or you can take my approach: cheat on your girlfriend of 5 months by sexting with this hot chick who finally started paying attention to you because you're 16 and a fucking idiot, then when she finds out and all her (your) friends turn against you and make your life a living hell for your last two years of high school, develop a crushing fear of commitment and avoid all serious relationships for the entirety of your college career.

Not super effective, but it will give you plenty of alone time to bone up on that Tolkien lore or to build that HG 1:140 scale gundam you've always wanted...

well that was depressing :(

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