When TSgt. Brown is given an order by some higher ranking....

[Cast 1st MRB]

Think Parker's Keyboard just overfried lol

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Let's just round that up to +138.231x10⁷⁴⁶

[Jablonski]

That needs to be in the unit memes thread. Its perfect.

[Cast 1st MRB]

fuck that someone hack grant account and make that his spray/avatar

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

fuck that someone hack grant account and make that his spray/avatar

I will donate $500,000 to 1stMRB if you make a sloth for every single person's avatar.*

*Amount donated subject to change without notice

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Let's just round that up to +138.231x10⁷⁴⁶

+ 1000000000

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

[Grant 1st MRB]

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

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GODDAMNIT why is Kristen Bell MARRIED!!!!!

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

I fell so hard in love with her when I saw that video of her sloth meltdown. Not the clip Ellen showed, but the whole video that Dax took. She was almost more adorable than the sloth...almost.

Anyways, in case you guys didn't know, reddit has (of course) an entire subreddit for sloths here so...enjoy! : )

[Giovannoli 1st MRB]

i leave you sir brown, with this.

[Mottola 1st MRB]

Sloth? Meet your cousin the Slow Loris

Edited January 22, 2013 by Mr. Mottola BAR

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

[Goodwin 1st MRB]

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

I bet you guys didn't know sloths are great swimmers! and can hold their breath for 40 minutes!

[Mottola 1st MRB]

That sloth be like "put me back in the god damn water!"

[Acton]

Can they breath out of their assholes like turtles??

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

Excellent question Acton. Let's hear what kung-fu sloth can teach us about that.

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Excellent question Acton. Let's hear what kung-fu sloth can teach us about that.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

[Reis]

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS

[Mottola 1st MRB]

So I'm guessing you're moving to cota rica?