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You take an Elvis Impersonator, make him the lead singer of a reggae band that does Led Zeppelin cover songs?

You get Dread Zeppelin. A mix of Elvis, Reggae, and Led Zeppelin, What's not to love?

Enjoy!

10 Internets to the person who can explain to me what the guy in the blue suit's job is in the band.

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10 Internets to the person who can explain to me what the guy in the blue suit's job is in the band.

Band manager trying to fend off people from grabbing the recording contract he's holding and signing them obviously. Ooooooor...

It's their handler. Everyone knows the mentally ill when released into the wild have a handler to keep them from attacking the populace on a crazy impersonation rampage. Oooooooooooor................

His name is Charlie Haj and he is Tortelvis's man servant.

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