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Colonel Liv M. J. Czernyk

Alone in a bell tower in a walled off city, it was myself and a thousand rounds of ammo in a bird's nest against 300 enemy soldiers. On the first day, 68 Germans were slain by my rifle. On the second day, 150 fell before my sharpshooting might. On the third day, 32 more Nazi corpses littered the streets. The next day, the Krauts were in full retreat and exited the city. They called me the female Sergeant York. Director Roman Polanski was so impressed by my feat he made a film called America's Pride documenting my efforts against the Third Reich.

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Colonel Liv M. J. Czernyk

Alone in a bell tower on a remote island, it was myself and a thousand rounds of ammo in a bird's nest against 300 enemy soldiers. On the first day, 68 Japanese were slain by my rifle. On the second day, 150 fell before my sharpshooting might. On the third day, 32 more Japanese corpses littered the streets. The next day, the Japs were in full retreat and exited the island. They called me the female Sergeant York. Director Roman Polanski was so impressed by my feat he made a film called America's Pride documenting my efforts against the Japanese empire.

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ADD ME ADD ME I WANNA BE THE GUY WITH THE GUNS AND ALWAYS HAS AMMO AND A BIG MACHINE GUN =) and i don't talk much but am very smart.

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Lol. Don't mind her... And do realize if you use that Gio, you'll get a hefty fine.

i'm just documenting my war efforts. don't rain on my parade douchemonger. you're just jealous cause the german nickname for you is Little Man and not the Apache like your Lt.

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Colonel Liv M. J. Czernyk

Alone in a bell tower on a remote island, it was myself and a thousand rounds of ammo in a bird's nest against 300 enemy soldiers. On the first day, 68 Japanese were slain by my rifle. On the second day, 150 fell before my sharpshooting might. On the third day, 32 more Japanese corpses littered the streets. The next day, the Japs were in full retreat and exited the island. They called me the female Sergeant York. Director Roman Polanski was so impressed by my feat he made a film called America's Pride documenting my efforts against the Japanese empire.

bastards much?

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ADD ME ADD ME I WANNA BE THE GUY WITH THE GUNS AND ALWAYS HAS AMMO AND A BIG MACHINE GUN =) and i don't talk much but am very smart.

haha so i have you in the story, and you run in and save my ass from a German's knife, by whacking him with the tip sides of your bullet belt for your 30 cal. gun. lol

btw this essay is due 2 marrow XD

haha ill fit u all in if possible

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