*Giraffe noises*

[Captain Giraffe BAR]

Every time I use my *Giraffe noises* bind somebody asks "Well golly gee Captain Giraffe, what kind of noise does a giraffe make exactly??"

Here, finally, is your long-awaited answer.

(skip to 1:50)

Because I can't be assed to pull this video up every time people ask, I've instead been playing this song on my phone to simulate a giraffe noise.

It's by a Peruvian band from the mid-1960s, often credited as being the first ever punk band- Los Saicos (the Psychos)

Good night, and good luck.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

[Kanganis]

Why is the Giraffe dancing in front of the kids from Earthbound?

[Captain Giraffe BAR]

This was like some guy's animation project.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

[ClickClickahShit]

Scared I am. That giraffe has the same dance as me.