First World Problems Rant Thread

[S. Richards]

Gotta hit up the treadmill at the gym instead of running outside in nice weather to avoid blowing up.

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  S. Richards 1st MRB said:

Gotta hit up the treadmill at the gym instead of running outside in nice weather to avoid blowing up.

Oh that might be too soon?

Having to wait 10 seconds for the water to heat up before showering... i hate cold water!

[Kanganis]

My older brother took shotgun. Now I have to sit in the passenger seats with the little kids. <- that was my biggest first world problem when i was little.

Also: My unlimited Data plan ran out and now i can't watch videos on 4G untill the end of the month.

[Lafy BAR]

  Kanganis 1st MRB said:

Also: My unlimited Data plan ran out and now i can't watch videos on 4G untill the end of the month.

How can an unlimited data plan run out??? I think you mean your limited data plan ran out.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

It's Unlimited*

_{*Unlimited to the point where the provider says you are using too much data and they throttle the crap out of your download speed.}

[S. Richards]

Forgot to marinade the steak the night before, now I gotta use A-1 steak sauce.

Just tried to grasp the concept of infinity. I've become delusional, paranoid and suicidal with a side of raging migraine.

[Gardiner 1st MRB]

Vending machine ate my money now I can't get a redbull. FWP.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

  McDowell 1st MRB said:

Not wanting to pull my work email to my phone because they wanna install remote software to be able to monitor/wipe my phone if necessary

Haha, Mobile policy enforcement! We're dealing with that now at my work. If a user asks what that means, we say "Oh, it's nothing. We don't have access to factory reset your phone or take control of your camera." And we really don't, but one of the ladies I work with refuses to install the policy enforcer app on her phone (she lets it install to activate her email, then deletes the enforcer app). She says that if the university had bought her phone for her, then she would let them enforce policies.

Thinking about buying a air compressor so I don't have to pay 50 cents at the gas station for air.

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Chocolate ex lax is not a toy! It's not a toy. Getting healthy then all systems get clogged fml.

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

My beer bottle is too big for my camping chair's beer holder.

[Lafy BAR]

Hungry but all the food in the fridge requires cooking or isn't what I feel like eating right now

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

My friend's house is out of 4G LTE territory and she doesn't have a WiFi network setup.

[Lafy BAR]

  Kirkendall 1st MRB said:

My friend's house is out of 4G LTE territory and she doesn't have a WiFi network setup.

Are you going to be alright? Should I call for help??

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Canned air is expensive

[Kirkendall 1st MRB]

My car's leather seats got really hot in the sun. The AC doesn't work so my remote start doesn't cool down the car first.

[Mamora BAR]

I just hauled 2 heavy boxes of diving equipment upstairs and now i have to bring them back downstairs at work. Tempted to roll the dam boxes down the stairs.

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Took too long of a shower, had to skip my daily morning coffee stop.

[S. Richards]

Spoiled bimbo talking on her cell phone in a BMW boxed me in from switching lanes, now I gotta turn around and speed past numerous speed traps to make my destination on time.

  Mamora BAR said:

I just hauled 2 heavy boxes of diving equipment upstairs and now i have to bring them back downstairs at work. Tempted to roll the dam boxes down the stairs.

Protip: Elevator.

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  S. Richards 1st MRB said:

Spoiled bimbo talking on her cell phone in a BMW boxed me in from switching lanes, now I gotta turn around and speed past numerous speed traps to make my destination on time.

Which i might add is illegal in this state so double dukes!

[Maines]

My iPhone 4 , iPad, and iPod 2 work fine, but all my friends won't like me unless I upgrade.

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  Maines said:

My iPhone 4 , iPad, and iPod 2 work fine, but all my friends won't like me unless I upgrade.

Android for life bitch!

My car doesnt have leather seats T_T

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Maines still uses MRB dog tags and comments on threads!

[black veil]

The Miami Heat.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

I tried to skype with my friend in Italy, but the huge windows behind me provided way too much glare for the webcam so I had to turn my computer around and sit on the floor like a caveman.

[black veil]

2016 United States Presidential Candidates.