First World Problems Rant Thread

[Yamagata 1st MRB]

Ate too much bread before my meal, now I have to take the rest of my Reuben and fries home as leftovers.

[Mamora BAR]

i put too much sprinkles on my brownie batter yogurt...

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

i put too much sprinkles on my brownie batter yogurt...

I call foul, no such thing as too many sprinkles

[Jablonski]

My 56" tv takes to long to put up a picture so i dont use it often.

[S. Richards]

Too strong to open a Monster effectively.

[evo-lution ßÄЯ]

Too strong to open a Monster effectively.

Win!

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Well My Car was backed into By a Paving Company Truck- The big Ashpalt Push punched a nice hole in the Plastic Bumper-

It serves No Function, just Aesthetics. FML

[Supa Hot Fire]

It was really hard walking while carrying all of the food I just bought at the store because my car is in the shop.

Edited June 6, 2013 by Supa Hot Fire BAR

[Logue 1st MRB]

I put all this tortellini in my shopping basket because it was on sale, then found that they'd sold out of pesto so I had to go put it BACK ON THE FUCKING SHELF.

Fuckers

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

I put all this tortellini in my shopping basket because it was on sale, then found that they'd sold out of pesto so I had to go put it BACK ON THE FUCKING SHELF.

Fuckers

Why wouldn't you just go buy pesto somewhere else? Or make it?

[Cribari]

I don't know what to eat and im too lazy to cook anything.

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

I put all this tortellini in my shopping basket because it was on sale, then found that they'd sold out of pesto so I had to go put it BACK ON THE FUCKING SHELF.

Fuckers

Why wouldn't you just go buy pesto somewhere else? Or make it?

SOMEONE DOES NOT GET THIS THREAD- GO BACK TO SOMALIA GOODERHAM

[Chef Gumby BAR]

I ate so much food at work today, when I got home for dinner I gave my plate to the dogs and threw away what they didn't eat.. because third world countries don't deserve my dogs left overs... does that make me shallow??

[Guest]

My locoal café ran out of milk so I couldn't have a latté or mocha. I had to have a black coffee. This may ruin my whole week, if not month.

[Chef Gumby BAR]

My locoal café ran out of milk so I couldn't have a latté or mocha. I had to have a black coffee. This may ruin my whole week, if not month.

Damn! I feel for ya..

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

TP at work is 1ply cardboard, and hurts my ass

[Gearhart 1st MRB]

Looks in fridge to see if there's something to eat, nothing. Looks in freezer to see if there's anything to eat, nothing......looks in fridge again just to be sure....still nothing.

[T. Brown 1st MRB]

I ordered a bunch of computer parts and they all delivered at once, but the FedEX guy couldn't carry them all in one trip so I offered to help him and he declined, forcing me to leave my front door open while he went back for the rest, subsequently letting my A/C run out in the world and probably hiking up my bill by like 2 whole cents. Bunch of savages in this town.

[Morton]

Moving to a nice house in the country... doesn't have unlimited internet so I can't play online games.

[Arsenault 1st MRB]

My friend forgot his facebook open, but he is already gay.

[H. Stone 1st MRB]

Crappy TP at home now too- WTF

[Acton]

I wasnt paying attention and got the non padded ankle socks and now my feet hurt from a lack of padding, despite these new asics i just purchased.

[Lafy BAR]

The unlimited clean drinking water that I wash myself with isn't hot enough in the morning in my apartment building.

[Gooderham 1st MRB]

I'm already in bed, but I left the light on and I don't want to get up to turn it off.

[Lafy BAR]

I'm already in bed, but I left the light on and I don't want to get up to turn it off.

Just throw things at it until it breaks, you can buy a new one tomorrow.